I'm BRAND new to Dallas. I've lived all over the midwest but more recently from the southwest, I grew up in the city (Milwaukee and Chicago). My family and I are extremely close even though we are all spread across the country now (being responsible adults). I don't do drugs, I do drink socially but would rather stay in on a Friday night and watch movies on the couch with my dog (FYI there is room on the couch for 1 more person... haha). I would like to find some new friends in Dallas but if I find someone "special", thats great too.

Don't worry, all the good ones aren't taken yet! haha

I turn frowny faces into smiley faces.

im really good at absolutely everything. Anything i have ever tried, i was the best at. im also good at being humble.

people first notice my smile, im a happy person. OR they probably notice my unique sense of humor or wit

Books: i dont really have a TON of time to read for leisure. but even when i did have the time i wasnt into leisure reading. i read enough for work...

Music: I'm not a music snob, i listen to everything. i love my satellite radio!

Shows: Modern family, family guy, the office, 30 rock, its always sunny in Philadelphia, spartacus, sons of anarchy, colbert report, daily show, tosh.0, the soup

Food: i enjoy italian food (lasagna!). even though lasagna is my favorite food, breakfast is my favorite meal. i like to cook im not a great baker but im getting better at it.

1. my family
2. my friends
3. my dog
4. my cell phone
5. goofing around/joking
6. food? the sun? soap?

i spend a lot of time thinking about whats going on in my life, where im going and how im going to get there. what else do people spend A LOT of their time thinking about?... I also think about jobs that i think would be fun. Real estate agent, airline pilot, truck driver (i love road trips), park ranger, food critic, travel critic (i think everyone would love that), professional gambler, sports caster to name a few. Best job ive ever had was working in the food court at the mall when i was in high school.

relaxing in front of the TV on a couch thats too small with a dog thats too big, catching up on TV shows. i like to go out and i enjoy doing it from time to time but its difficult (nearly impossible) to meet a decent girl at a bar. If i said i typically go grocery shopping and do laundry, would that make me a total loser?...

the most private thing im willing to admit??? that could mean just about anything to anyone. private like embarrassing? private like secret talents? private as in my goals/aspirations? private like some piece of information only my closest friends and family know?

this a loaded question and could go awry if i answer the wrong type of "private".

message me if you are an intelligent, funny, outgoing and SANE woman looking for friends or a relationship. Message me especially if you 'know'... you know?