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laburrito

28 F New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I can be hard to get to know. I try to live healthy, but never deny myself things. I like to drink and smoke and I dont plan on stopping anytime soon. I rarely make long term plans. I like to be happy. I reserve the right to contradict myself at any time. I loathe passive aggressive behavior. I know my limits and I know what I want(at the moment at least).
What I’m doing with my life
I am a self employed artist, working to find the perfect balance of work, play and creativity. I work hard, but I'm not about to let my life pass me by!
I’m really good at
I can tell you what I am NOT really good at. Answering this kind of question. I am decent at a lot of things, and good at some, but REALLY GOOD!?!? uhhh staying alive? I have totally succeeded at staying alive for the last 26 years. I COULD say painting, but it really feels like a cop out. OH! i am REALLY GOOD at having sunglasses for a really long time and never losing them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am very short, a little bit snarky and totally awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: i love to read. ill basically read anything, but prefer well written fiction or scifi/fantasy. movies: action flicks are my jam. EXPLOSIONS! TV: walking dead, workaholics, arrested development, its always sunny music: it depends on my mood, im really all over the place, but i only like music that doesnt suck. food: I LOVE FOOD. its awesome, i eat it all the time. I could live off of tacos.
The six things I could never do without
I'm sure I COULD do without most things. Ya know in the event of a zombie apocalypse or whatever. I would rather not do without good friends, good books, air conditioning, cigarettes, beer and toilet paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Although I'm not above contemplation, I dont spend too much time thinking about any one thing. I prefer to make decisions and DO things.
On a typical Friday night I am
already buzzed from drinking at work (being self employed is awesome) and prepping for Saturdays workday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, I will admit pretty much anything, but I have to be asked a question. I am not good a secrets, or caring what people think about the things I do or think.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are not a douche.
You have a bike and your bike has a name.
You love New Orleans but miss the forest.