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laburrito

28 F New Orleans, LA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I can be hard to get to know. I try to live healthy, but never deny myself things. I like to drink and smoke and I dont plan on stopping anytime soon. I rarely make long term plans. I like to be happy. I reserve the right to contradict myself at any time. I loathe passive aggressive behavior. I know my limits and I know what I want(at the moment at least).
What I’m doing with my life
I am a self employed artist, working to find the perfect balance of work, play and creativity. I work hard, but I'm not about to let my life pass me by!
I’m really good at
I can tell you what I am NOT really good at. Answering this kind of question. I am decent at a lot of things, and good at some, but REALLY GOOD!?!? uhhh staying alive? I have totally succeeded at staying alive for the last 26 years. I COULD say painting, but it really feels like a cop out. OH! i am REALLY GOOD at having sunglasses for a really long time and never losing them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am very short, a little bit snarky and totally awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: i love to read. ill basically read anything, but prefer well written fiction or scifi/fantasy. movies: action flicks are my jam. EXPLOSIONS! TV: walking dead, workaholics, arrested development, its always sunny music: it depends on my mood, im really all over the place, but i only like music that doesnt suck. food: I LOVE FOOD. its awesome, i eat it all the time. I could live off of tacos.
The six things I could never do without
I'm sure I COULD do without most things. Ya know in the event of a zombie apocalypse or whatever. I would rather not do without good friends, good books, air conditioning, cigarettes, beer and toilet paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Although I'm not above contemplation, I dont spend too much time thinking about any one thing. I prefer to make decisions and DO things.
On a typical Friday night I am
already buzzed from drinking at work (being self employed is awesome) and prepping for Saturdays workday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, I will admit pretty much anything, but I have to be asked a question. I am not good a secrets, or caring what people think about the things I do or think.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are not a douche.
You have a bike and your bike has a name.
You love New Orleans but miss the forest.