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25 F San Juan Capistrano, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 3
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I enjoy drawing, voracious reading, museums/galleries, desert nights, rainy days, the beach at midnight with a low-hanging moon, collecting horror movies, conventions, cooking/baking, crafts, kayaking, climbing the rocks at the beach, and making Lembas bread.

I have seen The Room more times than is physically possible, more times than Birdemic.

I have a Chihuahua puppy named Jaws whom I am training to take over the world with me.
What I’m doing with my life
I am enrolled in school to get a degree in Baking and Pastry and work part-time babysitting.

I do art commissions, mostly paintings and avatars, along with some screen printing and custom cards. I also draw smut comics, but those are properly hidden away on the internet under a pseudonym.

My ultimate goal would be owning a small bakery-type business and making a humble webcomic of my adventures on the side.
I’m really good at
Problem solving, attention to detail, and recalling events.

Baking, playing Mario Kart, and getting scared by creatures in Silent Hill.
The first things people usually notice about me
My glasses or my long, long hair are my first guesses. After that, I'm just not sure. I never ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, The Hobbit, Lolita, Alice's Adventure's in Wonderland, Pride and Prejudice, Les Miserables, A Song of Ice and Fire, various art books (I have a bit of an addiction to those).

Authors: Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell, William S. Burroughs, Edgar Allen Poe, Tennessee Williams, J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, Jane Austen.

Movies: Labyrinth, Ghostbusters, The Princess Bride, Legend, The Fifth Element, Beetlejuice, Batman (Michael Keaton), Hard Candy, A Christmas Story, Enchanted, Grindhouse, Velvet Goldmine, Toy Story, IT, OSS 117, Amelie, the Indiana Jones trilogy, Conan the Barbarian, Fargo.

Shows: True Blood, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones, The IT Crowd, Doctor Who, Adventure Time, Hannibal, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, Steven Universe, Bee and Puppycat, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Sherlock.

Music: Bjork, The Black Keys, The Kinks, Radiohead, Crystal Castles, Florence and the Machine, The Cure, Justice, Nancy Sinatra, Buddy Holly, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, The Beatles, The Smiths, The Clash, David Bowie, Jonathan Richman, No Doubt, The Rolling Stones, The Kills, Violent Femmes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Ramones, The Bloody Beetroots, Boys Noize, MSTRKRFT, Purity Ring, Passion Pit, Fleet Foxes, Gotye, etc,.

Food: Sushi, veggie lasagna, Indian, Thai, soup, cheesecake.

Video games: Skyrim, Red Dead Redemption, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Portal /2, Half-Life 2, Silent Hill 2, Resident Evil, Mario 64, Mario Kart. Finally I can say that I own GTA5 and it's everything I hoped it would be.
The six things I could never do without
Leather satchel
Lip balm
Sturdy shoes
A good book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human relationships, world politics, science, and having the odd existential crisis now and then.

How cute knee socks look on girls, "Oh shit I have homework due tomorrow", and my constant honey shortage.

Also, how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth. (The kosher kind)
On a typical Friday night I am
Passed out from a grueling week of school and work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am terrified of what lurks beneath the surface of the sea. ;_;

Also, I endorsed a check using lipgloss once.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You can be my companion across the universe, through time and space. (Take my hand.)

You should not message me if you are:
-Incapable of using proper spelling and grammar
-My arch-nemesis
-A spider (Get out of here spider, you don't belong here.)
-One of those that just write "hey" as an opener.

Also, you become my best friend if you hate Frozen and will never, ever sing any songs from it ever.