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25 Malvern, PA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English, Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

...I'm that funky.

Also, not to brag or anything, but I can recite every line of Dude, Where's My Car?

[There is more to me than terrific 90s dance moves and a prolific knowledge of film quotes, but I'd rather share the rest in person, and not with the NSA.]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently in my last semester of my Masters in Social Work program. I'm extremely passionate about my internship (outpatient therapist for sex offenders and batterers), and hope to get hired upon graduating.

I'm also a huge crossfit koolaid drinker, but I don't A) talk about it incessantly B) take gym selfies and C) push it on others. Basically I try not to be a douche about it.

Given that I'm a human being, I often binge-watch Netflix. I'm always open to suggestions; although, just a heads up, I've probably already seen it, but thank you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking

Celine Dion impressions

Ping pong

Finding everything funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The top two things people tend to tell me when they first meet me are:
1. my eyes are interesting
2. I look like someone they once knew and hated (this happened at my previous job at a psych hopsital ALL THE TIME, which is usually fine, except when coming from an angry, aggressive schizophrenic man...then it can get a little frightening)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Equus, Giovanni's Room, anything by David Sedaris, I Don't Want to Talk About It, The Road, The Defining Decade (this book should be mandatory for everyone in their 20s)

Movies: All the Real Girls, Dude Where's My Car?, American Beauty, Finding Nemo, Half Nelson, Psycho, Amores Perros, Plata Quemada

Shows: Six Feet Under, Buffy, Breaking Bad, BSG, Workaholics, The Inbetweeners (the UK version, none of this MTV bullshit), Arrested Development, The Walking Dead, Friday Night Lights, Boy Meets World, TRUE DETECTIVE

Music: Brand New, Gem Club, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ben Folds, The Civil Wars, Celine Dion

Food: Sushi, Indian, and Wegmens salad bar.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bagel sandwiches
friends who make me laugh so hard i cry
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The amount of school I still have ahead of me.


Mr. Pickles, the corgi I will someday own.

How this past winter may affect squirrels and other woodland creatures who typically hibernate.

Many other truly absurd things that I will not share here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unfortunately, I'm most likely working. Womp womp.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My greatest accomplishment in life was making it onto the front page of r/funny.

Also...I don't actually know the difference between bourbon, whiskey, and scotch...
You should message me if
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You know the secret to making running actually enjoyable...

You get what my username is in reference to...

You have a dog I can play with...

You don't have a naked bathroom mirror pic of yourself on your profile (it's cool if you do, just know that I will probably laugh about it.)...

You made it this far without vomiting...

Or if you know me, so we can have a nice laugh about having OkCupid accounts.