-age does not matter to me so it shouldn't to you
-dont mind going camping and getting dirty
-you are actually a real person
-live fairly close
-not a porn bot
-not a web cam girl
-you like to laugh
-you can make fun of yourself and me
-you are good at back rubs, or willing to try... I give good ones
so its nice to get them back
here is another great person
her response after a simple, "how are you"
so sad, but it looks like I don't meet your criteria.
Don't worry about it, you don't meet my criteria. Your
Woman-bashing and immature responses to someone's hurtful remarks
are what you've posted in the first paragraph of your profile!
Name-calling is terribly off-putting. The fact that you are
prideful in your equally mean response does not paint a pretty
picture of who you are and the way you interact with people. It
seems like you have a really negative view of women. For this
reason I do not wish to converse with you, meet you or suck your
Holy shit, you have completely missed the point. Not only am I not
negative, but I love women. That being said your small female mind,
obviously, does not understand sarcasm. You probably think everyone
should be treated with respect even when they are complete
fuckheads, like the woman in my profile and you. Respect is
something earned not given. That being said, the fact that you
said,"my perky tits" shows the level of respect you are calling
for. I would not ask you to suck my dick because I am not into
threesomes. You obviously already have a cock shoved so far up your
ass you can not think straight. You are truly a delight.
new girl,( traditionalgrl7 ) you can look her up if you feel so
inclined, when i wrote her she had two sentences, and my first note
was "hey, how are you this morning"
Dude. Chill. That girl is trying to help you. If you are contacting
girls that look like ME , I'll be honest and say I must agree with
what the girl wrote and by broadcasting that on your profile you're
simply embarrassing yourself.
You clearly need straight up ruthless honesty like most guys and
she gave it to you in a way you'd understand and I'm doing the same
If you want a girl that looks like me, you can't e an asshole and
have a disgusting long beard - THAT is what screams "I'm not
fuckable but ill take care of you when you're sick." Women want
both. You only have one IF you're looking for girls like me and the
other one on your profile who you labeled "retarded" .. Really???
Again, she was being nice and honest and I think you need to
appreciate that and tell her thank you instead of broadcasting
yourself as being a typical self loathing, asshole loser who can't
take rejection or feedback along with the rest of the male
Ya know what happened last time I rejected a guy in real life? He
poored candy all over my doorstep in hopes of porch being covered
Lol in other words, when guys get turned down and women tell them
the truth about What they need to change and How in order to get X
girl and they fight it? ... Then stop going for girls you can't get
and find girls that go more with the type of person you are.
For example there are certain girls who like bearded men -- find
them bc it's a huge turnoff and I'm telling you that out of love
and not hate.
But you will clearly take it as hate, just like you took the last
Good luck and stop being so mean and negative that makes you
Feel free to spare me the temper tantrum email response that is
boiling inside of you right now and handle this like a man.
Dear TWAT, I call you this because you didn't sign your name at the
end of your lovely note. So I had to guess. Please let me know if I
am wrong and it is SNATCH or GASH or CUNT. I am pretty good at
guessing names. First, my dear COOTER, you have a very warped
opinion of how hot you really are. You are average looking, at best
you could maybe audition for like a walmart spot or something
selling earrings, but that would be it. Because of your warped
sense of self I would have to assume you just got here from some
pig farm in the midwest. And to that I applaud you, LA is a very
rough city and it takes balls to come out here, or in your case
minge. ohhh, is that your name? MINGE? I am gonna get it, I am
telling you I am good. Now when you actually start to get out you
will notice that not only are you not the prettiest girl in the
room, but you are now cleaning their tables. Its ok, everyone needs
a job, make sure they spell HOLE right on your name tag. I am not
going to get into the women I have dated or havent dated, but I
also dont know where in my profile you found a thing that says I
would take care of you when you are sick. Why in gods green earth
would I want to date a sick girl? That being said, BOX, if you read
my profile, I specifically say, if you dont like beards or are not
interested, do not write me back. But like most MUFFS of your ilk,
you dont take directions well. How is that working out for you?
Also, CLAM, you called me a "typical self loathing asshole, loser
who cant take rejection or feedback", I am at best 75% of those
things, not 100% so i think you judged me poorly. I take rejection
very well, obviously. Oh is your name, CUM DUMPSTER? I have a
feeling I am close. I loved your story about the clown you
rejected, I assume he was a clown or a child molester, because who
carries candy in their pockets. Do you think maybe he left the
candy to pull the roaches out of your TRENCH? Side note to that,
did he have a beard? I only write you back with love and not
negativity because I care for you, you are a 28 year old HOT DOG
HOLSTER whose beauty is so great she has to resort to online
dating. Yes I am here also, but I am ugly and an asshole loser, so
I have no choice. I wish you well, my dear sweet MEAT CURTAINS, by
all means stay in touch. Oh, I got it, its HOG EYE, thats makes
sense, because of your farm life and such.