Seriously, I HAVE A BEARD, it is not going away, if you hate it, or want me to shave, then don't respond and delete me.
Its shocking I have to say this, but here are a few things I thought were givens. 1. you MUST wear deodorant. 2. you must NOT steal money from me or anyone else. 3. if you don't live within 3/4 of a mile from my house you MUST have transportation.
A friend told me the other day, after reading my profile,"your profile is hilarious, but you are never going to meet someone online because they don't get what parts of your profile are serious and what parts are jokes." I cried myself to sleep.
I feel this is something that shouldn't have to be said, but apparently it does. The idea of a dating website, is to actually meet and date. If you are trying to schedule me for a date 2 weeks in advance then, 1. you are too busy to date anyway. 2. you have so many dates that, like a lot of people, you can't focus on one person and are constantly looking for a better option. I would venture to guess you also don't rsvp to parties just in case something better comes along. or 3. you like many free meals from guys. Possibly all three. I know I am being pretty specific here, but how about only write me if you have time to meet.
I just got this message a while back. "Have you ever attracted a normal woman from this site? Reason I ask is your profile literally screams "only strange women" will get along with me. Not sure what you want out of this site, but if looking for a normal person, reconsider rewriting your profile." My reply was as follows, "My profile was written in a very specific way for a reason. The reason is to weed out people who don't understand sarcasm and have zero senses of humor. I think it is working nicely. I will tell you one thing, when attempting to insult someone, it is important to use proper english, "reconsider rewriting" would mean leave it as is, and to say it "literally screams 'only strange women'" would mean my profile has a voice that screams, this is something I need to look into building. I am very sorry you are retarded. I hope you don't forget to breathe as you read this."
NO WEB CAM GIRLS... Fuck, why do I even have to mention this? Porn is fucking free, why in gods name would I ever pay to watch a girl on cam?
If I can tell you smell, just by the look of you in your photos, it probably wont work out.
If you have a wonky eye, or a hook for a hand, or a giant gap in your teeth then that should be what you put under the topic "The first things people usually notice about me", not your great personality, or your wild hair.
I find it odd that people join a dating website and are only looking for friends....
Anyone who thinks the earth is bigger than the sun, please remove yourself from your existence on the planet.. we dont have room for you anymore, because when...WHEN the zombies attack, we are going to have to kill you anyway.
Ok... Which is worse: starving children or abused animals? If you answered abused animals... then please stop reading, delete my profile and punch yourself in the face.
Its really funny how many girls hate ed hardy, and say "if you have a shirtless picture..move on, even if you have a 6 pack" and every guy looks at pictures to try to see a full body shot, but we keep getting the camera over the head, bj looking view...which is fine for you cause it hides your triple chin and shows cleavage... throw a body shot in there too.
I do like dogs and tolerate cats, if they are not bastards, but if you live in a studio apartment and your dog sits inside all day then, not only are you selfish for leaving them in there with out a yard to play in, but your place smells like shit... I have a funny story if you want to hear it.
This should be fun, if it is going to be full of drama why do it?
I am an actor who does carpentry work and edits swear words and boobs out of movies so we can watch them on tv... I am an open book. I like going to movies, going out to eat, working out, I try to keep in decent shape and you should too. I am from Arizona and miss the desert.