I'm not vain enough to assume that anyone is actually going to care about what I write, therefore I will spare you and refrain from posting some fucking memoir about my life. Note to people who chose to represent themselves in essay format: NO ONE CARES.

So I will keep this simple.

I love: To Sing-a!

I like: Fat animals.Disney movies. General frolicking. Bundling up in freshly laundered blankets. Bubble Baths. Expressionist Art. Film Noir. Jazz. The first snowfall. Towels.

I dislike: The color Orange. Onions. My cat. The smell of shampoo. Slow walkers. Nicholas Cage. Ppl who typ lyk dis (you are not a lolcat, quit it!)

I'm afraid of: Birds, butterflies, and stupid people.

Living it.....

Being modest.

This question is lame and silly.

Favorite Music:Leonard Cohen, Ella Fitzgerald, Sarah Vaughan, Billie Holiday,Johnny Cash Miles Davis, Etta James, Duke Ellington, Dusty Springfield, Dinah Washington, Nina Simone, Frank Sinatra, Count Bassie, The Distillers, The Casualties, Bad Religion, Rancid, Rise Against, Big D and the Kids table, Mad Caddies, Aquabats, Reel Big Fish, Porcupine Tree, Bob Dylan, The Smiths, Bon Jovi, The Used, Sarah McLaughlan Pennywise, Dropkick Murphys,Zygote,Iron Bitchface, Anal Cunt,Dead of Winter .....blah blah...

Favorite Books: The Blind Assassin, The English Patient, The Beach, The Story of O, The Ecstasy Club, 1984, The Outsiders, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Book of Longing, The Importance of Being Earnest, Animal Farm, White Oleander, Thousand Splendid Suns, Shogun, Brave New World, Water for Elephants, Oryx and Crake, Catcher in the Rye...

Favorite Movies: Gone with the Wind, Casablanca, Gosford Park, Thirteen, Godfather 1&2, Wizard of Oz, Old Boy, Reservoir Dogs, Lady Vengeance, Audition, A Fish Called Wanda, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Clue, The Princess Bride, Scarface, American Psycho, Sabrina,Lady from Shanghai , Night of the Living Dead, Cube, Rear Window, The Departed, Bourne Ultimatum, Double Indemnity, Ninth Gate, The Big Sleep,

Really, what does it matter? I probably had more fun writing that than you did reading it.

Ps3 (sorry, but anyone I date will always be second to gaming).

Anything else I could probably live without. Well....maybe sight and sound would be useful................ok, taste and smell can come too.

Why I think about the things I think about.

Trying not to do anything too typical.

I used to have a crush on Mr. Clean.....I feel no shame!!!!

You SHOULD NOT message me if you wear tapered pants, don't know the words to at least one Disney song, or if you like the black jellybeans best.

You REALLY SHOULD NOT message me if Jesus is your homie, or if you think Africa is a country.

You ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY SHOULD NOT message me if you're going to disrespect the fact that YES, I am a lady and NO, I do not want to see your _______.