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36 Burbank, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:00pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a single, 35 year old, white male. I have a penchant for bad movies, even worse jokes, reading, going to parties and eating really good food. I am not as dumb as a brick.

I am Creative, Intelligent, and Easy-going
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pumping garbage through the minds of teenagers every day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Useless bits of knowledge. Chances are if it's something that someone at my age doesn't usually know and you'd ask your parents, I know it. The downside is that some of the really obvious information that everyone knows means *everyone* in a sense that excludes me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look REALLY good in tee shirts. Seriously. And most of the tee
shirts have obscure geek culture references, making me that much
more awesome.

I must note that I am not a 60 foot tall, metal dinosaur with laser
beams for eyes, but that I really SHOULD be.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have previously read multiple books: The Wind-up Bird Chronicle by Murakami, Good Omens by Gaiman, and If On a Winter's Night a Traveler by Calvino. Also, One Hundred Years of Solitude, which I am only mentioning because it will make me sound incredibly cultured.

I am a complete nerd and geek, so chances are if it's geeky or nerdy I either like it or used to like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm feeling technical here:

a) Food b) Water c) Oxygen d) But not necessarily in that order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My six pack. Anyway, at least I have one in my dreams...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, watching a movie (but not much TV, it would rot my few remaining brain cells), or anything else that feels fun or interesting at the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Gay men like my butt. Really they do. The result is that anyone who hangs with me has to be my rearguard. Literally. Except my roommate, who while straight is still jonesing for a piece of my ass.
You should message me if
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