ladybug202
37 Burbank, CA
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My self-summary
I am a single, 37 year old, white male. I have a penchant for bad movies, even worse jokes, reading, going to parties and eating really good food. I am not as dumb as a brick.

I am Creative, Intelligent, and Easy-going
What I’m doing with my life
Pumping garbage through the minds of teenagers every day.
I’m really good at
Useless bits of knowledge. Chances are if it's something that someone at my age doesn't usually know and you'd ask your parents, I know it. The downside is that some of the really obvious information that everyone knows means *everyone* in a sense that excludes me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look REALLY good in tee shirts. Seriously. And most of the tee
shirts have obscure geek culture references, making me that much
more awesome.

I must note that I am not a 60 foot tall, metal dinosaur with laser
beams for eyes, but that I really SHOULD be.

RAWR!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have previously read multiple books: The Wind-up Bird Chronicle by Murakami, Good Omens by Gaiman, and If On a Winter's Night a Traveler by Calvino. Also, One Hundred Years of Solitude, which I am only mentioning because it will make me sound incredibly cultured.

I am a complete nerd and geek, so chances are if it's geeky or nerdy I either like it or used to like it.
The six things I could never do without
I'm feeling technical here:

a) Food b) Water c) Oxygen d) But not necessarily in that order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My six pack. Anyway, at least I have one in my dreams...
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading, watching a movie (but not much TV, it would rot my few remaining brain cells), or anything else that feels fun or interesting at the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Gay men like my butt. Really they do. The result is that anyone who hangs with me has to be my rearguard. Literally. Except my roommate, who while straight is still jonesing for a piece of my ass.
You should message me if
...you are a camel jockey, an international arms dealer, or better yet, both.
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