I am a single, 37 year old, white male. I have a penchant for bad movies, even worse jokes, reading, going to parties and eating really good food. I am not as dumb as a brick.
I am Creative, Intelligent, and Easy-going
What I’m doing with my life
Pumping garbage through the minds of teenagers every day.
I’m really good at
Useless bits of knowledge. Chances are if it's something that
someone at my age doesn't usually know and you'd ask your parents,
I know it. The downside is that some of the really obvious
information that everyone knows means *everyone* in a sense that
The first things people usually notice about me
I look REALLY good in tee shirts. Seriously. And most of the
shirts have obscure geek culture references, making me that
I must note that I am not a 60 foot tall, metal dinosaur with
beams for eyes, but that I really SHOULD be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have previously read multiple books: The Wind-up Bird Chronicle
by Murakami, Good Omens by Gaiman, and If On a Winter's Night a
Traveler by Calvino. Also, One Hundred Years of Solitude, which I
am only mentioning because it will make me sound incredibly
I am a complete nerd and geek, so chances are if it's geeky or
nerdy I either like it or used to like it.
The six things I could never do without
I'm feeling technical here:
a) Food b) Water c) Oxygen d) But not necessarily in that order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My six pack. Anyway, at least I have one in my dreams...
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading, watching a movie (but not much TV, it would rot my few
remaining brain cells), or anything else that feels fun or
interesting at the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Gay men like my butt. Really they do. The result is that anyone who
hangs with me has to be my rearguard. Literally. Except my
roommate, who while straight is still jonesing for a piece of my
You should message me if
...you are a camel jockey, an international arms dealer, or better