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ladygael

26 Lohja, Finland Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:37pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Finnish (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Swedish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Current Status: Miserable. Bitchy. Mean.
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PLEASE READ:
If you are not a FINNISH person LIVING IN FINLAND, do not, I repeat DO NOT fucking contact me!!
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I AM
+ shy at first
+ somewhat of a clown
+ extroverted freak never to be fully satisfied with anything. But I can compromise.
+ submissive most of the time (but not THAT much, really)
+ a Daddy's girl
+ something between a bossy tomboy and a shy nerdy girl
+ playful, flirty and sometimes a complete tease

I love collars. I really do.
I'm a vampire of somesort, atleast I strongly act like one.

I can purr. For real. Though it tends to make my ribs hurt after a while.

// I'm a righter - you can tell, write? ;3//

Hurja nainen isolla ämmällä.

*tulen toimeen lasten kanssa, en pure, en ole agressiivinen... hei hetkinen, mähän alan kuulostaa meidän koiralta!*

~ Se tunne kun istuu mökömököpuussa ja heittelee kusipäitä kävyillä. ~

*Jos olet epävarma, mumise. Jos olet kusessa, delegoi.*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I guess I'm doing NOTHING with my life - just wasting it like a bau5.
And waiting for my new and improved, perfectly healthy body to arrive to me.
I don't want to be sick during winter, but sadly enough, I am.
I HAVE WORK TO DO, YOU USELESS LUMP OF MEAT!
*glares down at her sickly body and huffs*
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, writing, singing, roleplaying, making coffee, being a submissive little slave, laughing out loud, making people like me, walking like a camel (I'm setting up a new trend), huffing and puffing, sneezing like an elephant.

I'm not good at making decisions. Nor at cooking. I tend to starve if left alone for a day.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My random singing. I can even start singing in a market or anywhere where I just happen to hear a good song. Librarians dislike me.

My straightforward, smartassed, sexy bitch attitude. And they love me for it. ~♥

Some even get to look me in the eyes;
Witch green with a hint of grey - must love. ~♥

Besides, I am so random, that it would be a MIRACLE not to notice ME?! ...if you aren't both deaf and blind. And/or dead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sci-fi (currently Iain M. Banks), fantasy (Spiderwick Chronicles - yes, I'm a fan), horror, adventure, history (Amy Tan - The Bonesetter's Daughter), psychology
Random author: Michael Connelly (Open case, Echo Park, City of Bones....)
Manga goes all the way, especially cute or beautiful characters. Favourites; Vampire Hunter D, Devil May Cry (yes, there are short stories and comic books of D.M.C. too), Les Bijoux (actually that's manhwa, korean version of manga) and the one that I'm currently into; Black Butler. >:3

Movies: Fantasy, horror (Love zombie movies, especially Dawn of the Dead - Director's Cut), adventure, anime (Bleach, mostly), hentai

Music: Depends on my mood, taste varies from horrible to decent (according to my friends).
Current favourite artists/bands:
Five Finger Death Punch
In This Moment
Amaranthe
Lindsey Stirling
Lacuna Coil
We As Human
Colt Ford
Hozier
Halestorm
Starset
A Perfect Circle

...not to mention a million others... ♥
~If you have a problem with the bands/artists/songs that I like, let me assure you; I've never taken interest in people who make the music, I only love THE music. Except for Lindsey Stirling, she's so damn pretty you can't blame me for drooling over her. ;) ~

Food: Depends on what you're serving. I'm not a good cook myself, but I make darn delicious coffee. ♥
And I'm a fan of hot hot HOT food. The kind that kills other people cause of spicyness. ~♥
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
♥: Coffee
♥: Sleep
♥: Sex
♥: Cellphone
♥: Nacho Cheese Balls
♥: Friends

And no, they are NOT in a chronological order. Nor do they have anything to do with eachother.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Urgh, random stuff. This depends on my mood, too.
Bitchology Quotes:

♥ A good girl knows her limits. A great girl knows she has none. ♥

♥ Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Think I`m trippin?
Tie my shoes.
Can`t stand me?
Sit down!
Can`t face me?
Turn the fuck around. ♥

♥ Bitchology
Being a Bitch means...
I stand up for myself and my beliefs
I stand up for those I love
I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
or do things my way
I won`t compromise whats in my heart
I live my life my way
I won`t allow anyone to step on me
I refuse to tolerate injustice
It means I have the courage and
Strength to allow myself to be me
So try to stomp on me, douse my inner flame,
Squash every ounce of beauty I hold within
You won`t succeed
And if that makes me a Bitch, so be it
I embrace the title and I`m proud to be a Bitch! ♥

♥ Parental Advisory; I say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Bitch alot. ♥

♥ ^w^ I'm not mean. You're just a sissy. ♥
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Why people put up only ONE or NO picture up here? It's not fair to see only like, one eye, or your goddamn hunky biceps/abs/whatever... -.-' I do NOT like that stuff. I want to see faces, people, FACES!
Ever heard of self-portraits?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having fun with friends.
Sometimes sleeping.
Every now and then, feeling alone.

(*Quitting smoking. Or atleast trying to. 1 week behind! ... Of constant smoking.*)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm vulnerable.
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You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Fuck that shit. Don't. Just don't message me.
I'm in a piss poor mood right now, and can't deal with anyone who happens to fucking BREATHE my way.
Just... fuck off. All of you.

...I SAID FUCK OFF.
Don't talk to me. Don't message me in any way.
I WILL GIVE NOTHING BUT BITCHY REPLIES - you've been warned.
Don't come complaining to me if my attitude sucks.