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25 Lohja, Finland Woman


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  • Ages 18–40
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:48am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Finnish (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Swedish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Current Status: Miserable. Bitchy. Mean.

--- Okay, so I have had a few complaints about my profile being all lies and shit, but, you know, it's really not. I poured my soul into it. Or, what's left of my soul, anyways.

So, um, people! Getting to know me a little better is the key to successful acquaintance and/or complete friendship with me. I'm serious about what I said in my current status update.

Those who fear for racism and such from this side; It's not about your skin color or nationality, heck, you can be an alien if you want - I just cannot deal with people who cannot talk, write or understand ENGLISH (Or Finnish. Like, as their native tongue. Dumbasses).

And FYI, people, no, I do NOT have WhatsApp - what is it with people and their smartphone syndrome and WhatsApp?! Fuck that shit, smartphones don't like me, I don't like smartphones.---

+ shy at first
+ somewhat of a clown
+ extroverted freak never to be fully satisfied with anything. But I can compromise.
+ submissive most of the time, and sometimes just switch to Dom suddenly - if that happens and you happen to be around, do not... I repeat, do not stop me.
+ a Daddy's girl
+ something between a bossy tomboy and a shy nerdy girl
+ playful, flirty and sometimes a complete tease

You don't want to hear lies about me "not being beautiful" or anything like that anyways, so I'll just shut up about my appearance. :]

I love collars. I really do.
I'm a vampire of somesort, atleast I strongly act like one.

I can purr. For real. Though it tends to make my ribs hurt after a while.

// I'm a righter - you can tell, write? ;3//

//A bit depressed and stressed, but feeling good at the moment.//

Hurja nainen isolla ämmällä.

*tulen toimeen lasten kanssa, en pure, en ole agressiivinen... hei hetkinen, mähän alan kuulostaa meidän koiralta!*

~ Se tunne kun istuu mökömököpuussa ja heittelee kusipäitä kävyillä. ~

*Jos olet epävarma, mumise. Jos olet kusessa, delegoi.*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I guess I'm doing NOTHING with my life - just wasting it like a bau5.
And waiting for my new and improved, perfectly healthy body to arrive to me.
I don't want to be sick during winter, but sadly enough, I am.
*glares down at her sickly body and huffs*
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, writing, singing, roleplaying, making coffee, being a submissive little slave, laughing out loud, making people like me, walking like a camel (I'm setting up a new trend), huffing and puffing, sneezing like an elephant.

I'm not good at making decisions. Nor at cooking. I tend to starve if left alone for a day.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My random singing. I can even start singing in a market or anywhere where I just happen to hear a good song. Librarians dislike me.

My straightforward, smartassed, sexy bitch attitude. And they love me for it. ~♥

Some even get to look me in the eyes;
Witch green with a hint of grey - must love. ~♥

Besides, I am so random, that it would be a MIRACLE not to notice ME?! ...if you aren't both deaf and blind. And/or dead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Sci-fi (currently Iain M. Banks), fantasy (Spiderwick Chronicles - yes, I'm a fan), horror, adventure, history (Amy Tan - The Bonesetter's Daughter), psychology
Random author: Michael Connelly (Open case, Echo Park, City of Bones....)
Manga goes all the way, especially cute or beautiful characters. Favourites; Vampire Hunter D, Devil May Cry (yes, there are short stories and comic books of D.M.C. too), Les Bijoux (actually that's manhwa, korean version of manga) and the one that I'm currently into; Black Butler. >:3

Movies: Fantasy, horror (Love zombie movies, especially Dawn of the Dead - Director's Cut), adventure, anime (Bleach, mostly), hentai

Music: Depends on my mood, taste varies from horrible to decent (according to my friends).
Current favourite artists/bands:
Five Finger Death Punch
In This Moment
Lindsey Stirling
Lacuna Coil
We As Human
Colt Ford
A Perfect Circle

...not to mention a million others... ♥
~If you have a problem with the bands/artists/songs that I like, let me assure you; I've never taken interest in people who make the music, I only love THE music. Except for Lindsey Stirling, she's so damn pretty you can't blame me for drooling over her. ;) ~

Food: Depends on what you're serving. I'm not a good cook myself, but I make darn delicious coffee. ♥
And I'm a fan of hot hot HOT food. The kind that kills other people cause of spicyness. ~♥
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
♥: Coffee
♥: Sleep
♥: Sex
♥: Cellphone
♥: Nacho Cheese Balls
♥: Friends

And no, they are NOT in a chronological order. Nor do they have anything to do with eachother.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Urgh, random stuff. This depends on my mood, too.
Bitchology Quotes:

♥ A good girl knows her limits. A great girl knows she has none. ♥

♥ Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Think I`m trippin?
Tie my shoes.
Can`t stand me?
Sit down!
Can`t face me?
Turn the fuck around. ♥

♥ Bitchology
Being a Bitch means...
I stand up for myself and my beliefs
I stand up for those I love
I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
or do things my way
I won`t compromise whats in my heart
I live my life my way
I won`t allow anyone to step on me
I refuse to tolerate injustice
It means I have the courage and
Strength to allow myself to be me
So try to stomp on me, douse my inner flame,
Squash every ounce of beauty I hold within
You won`t succeed
And if that makes me a Bitch, so be it
I embrace the title and I`m proud to be a Bitch! ♥

♥ Parental Advisory; I say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Bitch alot. ♥

♥ ^w^ I'm not mean. You're just a sissy. ♥

Why people put up only ONE or NO picture up here? It's not fair to see only like, one eye, or your goddamn hunky biceps/abs/whatever... -.-' I do NOT like that stuff. I want to see faces, people, FACES!
Ever heard of self-portraits?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having fun with friends.
Sometimes sleeping.
Every now and then, feeling alone.

(*Quitting smoking. Or atleast trying to. 1 week behind! ... Of constant smoking.*)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm vulnerable.
I'm a submissive slut. (But not always. And not to those whom I don't trust.)
I love to be teased, and I love to tease.
I love rough sex. ♥

I have a wild imagination. VERY wild. There is almost nothing I haven't tried atleast in my dreams and/or fantasies. ♥

The rest you don't have to know about until it's absolutely necessary. And I have to see for myself if you're worthy of the truth, can handle it without having your head exploding all over the place and will NOT ever tell anyone what you have been told, you've seen, heard, or felt. ♥

That enough?
If not, then there's the fact that I have an account on
And no, you are NOT allowed to know my username.
You should message me if
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Fuck that shit. Don't. Just don't message me.
I'm in a piss poor mood right now, and can't deal with anyone who happens to fucking BREATHE my way.
Just... fuck off. All of you.

Don't talk to me. Don't message me in any way.
Don't come complaining to me if my attitude sucks.

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