Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Current Status: May have found the love of her life...
If you are not a FINNISH person LIVING IN FINLAND, do not, I repeat
DO NOT fucking contact me!!
Actually, eff that. If you're looking for a bite of this sexy
bootay, you're in for a hellish castration. Seriously. I will not
be kind, I will not be gentle, and I will definitely not listen to
your muffled screams while I cut off your genitals, piece by piece,
and feed them to you.
If you're looking for a friend, I will strongly advice you to look
from some other direction. I'm not in a friendly mood.
+ a bitch.
I love collars. I really do.
I'm a vampire of somesort, atleast I strongly act like one.
I can purr. For real. Though it tends to make my ribs hurt after a
// I'm a righter - you can tell, write? ;3//
Hurja nainen isolla ämmällä.
~ Se tunne kun istuu mökömököpuussa ja heittelee kusipäitä
*Jos olet epävarma, mumise. Jos olet kusessa, delegoi.*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I guess I'm doing NOTHING with my life - just wasting it like a
And waiting for my soon-to-become job to finally start off as
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, writing, singing, roleplaying, making coffee, being a
submissive little slave, laughing out loud, making people like me,
walking like a camel (I'm setting up a new trend), huffing and
puffing, sneezing like an elephant.
I'm not good at making decisions. Nor at cooking. I tend to starve
if left alone for a day.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My random singing. I can even start singing in a market or anywhere
where I just happen to hear a good song. Librarians dislike
My straightforward, smartassed, sexy bitch attitude. And they love
me for it. ~♥
Some even get to look me in the eyes;
Witch green with a hint of grey - must love. ~♥
Besides, I am so random, that it would be a MIRACLE not to notice
ME?! ...if you aren't both deaf and blind. And/or dead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Sci-fi (currently Iain M. Banks), fantasy (Spiderwick
Chronicles - yes, I'm a fan), horror, adventure, history (Amy Tan -
The Bonesetter's Daughter), psychology
Random author: Michael Connelly (Open case, Echo Park, City of
Manga goes all the way, especially cute or beautiful characters.
Favourites; Vampire Hunter D, Devil May Cry (yes, there are short
stories and comic books of D.M.C. too), Les Bijoux (actually that's
manhwa, korean version of manga) and the one that I'm currently
into; Black Butler. >:3
Movies: Fantasy, horror (Love zombie movies, especially Dawn of the
Dead - Director's Cut), adventure, anime (Bleach, mostly),
Music: Depends on my mood, taste varies from horrible to decent
(according to my friends).
Current favourite artists/bands:
Five Finger Death Punch
In This Moment
We As Human
A Perfect Circle
...not to mention a million others... ♥
~If you have a problem with the bands/artists/songs that I like,
let me assure you; I've never taken interest in people who make the
music, I only love THE music. Except for Lindsey Stirling, she's so
damn pretty you can't blame me for drooling over her. ;) ~
Food: Depends on what you're serving. I'm not a good cook myself,
but I make darn delicious coffee. ♥
And I'm a fan of hot hot HOT food. The kind that kills other people
cause of spicyness. ~♥
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
♥: Nacho Cheese Balls
And no, they are NOT in a chronological order. Nor do they have
anything to do with eachother.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Urgh, random stuff. This depends on my mood, too.
♥ A good girl knows her limits. A great girl knows she has none.
♥ Got a problem with me?
Think I`m trippin?
Tie my shoes.
Can`t stand me?
Can`t face me?
Turn the fuck around. ♥
Being a Bitch means...
I stand up for myself and my beliefs
I stand up for those I love
I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
or do things my way
I won`t compromise whats in my heart
I live my life my way
I won`t allow anyone to step on me
I refuse to tolerate injustice
It means I have the courage and
Strength to allow myself to be me
So try to stomp on me, douse my inner flame,
Squash every ounce of beauty I hold within
You won`t succeed
And if that makes me a Bitch, so be it
I embrace the title and I`m proud to be a Bitch! ♥
♥ Parental Advisory; I say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Bitch alot. ♥
♥ ^w^ I'm not mean. You're just a sissy. ♥
Why people put up only ONE or NO picture up here? It's not fair to
see only like, one eye, or your goddamn hunky
biceps/abs/whatever... -.-' I do NOT like that stuff. I want to see
faces, people, FACES!
Ever heard of self-portraits?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having fun with friends.
Every now and then, feeling alone.
(*Quitting smoking. Or atleast trying to. 1 week behind! ... Of
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You should message me if
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Fuck that shit. Don't. Just don't message me.
I'm in a piss poor mood right now, and can't deal with anyone who
happens to fucking BREATHE my way.
Just... fuck off. All of you.
...I SAID FUCK OFF.
Don't talk to me. Don't message me in any way.
I WILL GIVE NOTHING BUT BITCHY REPLIES - you've been warned.
Don't come complaining to me if my attitude sucks.
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