Current Status: Single, and scared of her wild imagination.

--- Okay, so I have had a few complaints about my profile being all lies and shit, but, you know, it's really not. I poured my soul into it. Or, what's left of my soul, anyways.

So, um, people! Getting to know me a little better is the key to successful acquaintance and/or complete friendship with me. I'm serious about what I said in my current status update - and I'm not looking for an serious relationship outside of Finland. Cannot deal with them long distance relationships anymore.

Those who fear for racism and such from this side; It's not about your skin color or nationality, heck, you can be an alien if you want - I just cannot deal with people who cannot talk, write or understand ENGLISH.---

I AM
+ shy at first
+ somewhat of a clown
+ extroverted freak never to be fully satisfied with anything. But I can compromise.
+ submissive most of the time, and sometimes just switch to Dom suddenly - if that happens and you happen to be around, do not... I repeat, do not stop me.
+ a Daddy's girl
+ something between a bossy tomboy and a shy nerdy girl
+ playful, flirty and sometimes a complete tease

You don't want to hear lies about me "not being beautiful" or anything like that anyways, so I'll just shut up about my appearance. :]

I love collars. I really do.
And I'm a vampire of somesort, atleast I strongly act like one.

And I can purr. For real. Though it tends to make my ribs hurt after a while.

// I'm a righter - you can tell, write? ;3//

//A bit depressed and stressed, but feeling good at the moment.//

Hurja nainen isolla ämmällä.

*tulen toimeen lasten kanssa, en pure, en ole agressiivinen... hei hetkinen, mähän alan kuulostaa meidän koiralta!*

~ Se tunne kun istuu mökömököpuussa ja heittelee kusipäitä kävyillä. ~

I guess I'm doing NOTHING with my life - just wasting it like a bau5.
And occasionally working at the local recycling center, at the youth workshop - strangling teddybears with extention cords, and thinking of ways to climb ontop of shelves.
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My own apartment - woah. Me likey. <3

Drawing, writing, singing, roleplaying, making coffee, being a submissive little slave, laughing out loud, making people like me, walking like a camel (I'm setting up a new trend), huffing and puffing, sneezing like an elephant.

I'm not good at making decisions. Nor at cooking. I tend to starve if left alone for a day.

My random singing. I can even start singing in a market or anywhere where I just happen to hear a good song. Librarians dislike me.

My straightforward, smartassed, sexy bitch attitude. And they love me for it. ~♥

Some even get to look me in the eyes;
Witch green with a hint of grey - must love. ~♥

Besides, I am so random, that it would be a MIRACLE not to notice ME?! ...if you aren't both deaf and blind. And/or dead.

Books: Sci-fi (currently Iain M. Banks), fantasy (Spiderwick Chronicles - yes, I'm a fan), horror, adventure, history (Amy Tan - The Bonesetter's Daughter), psychology
Random author: Michael Connelly (Open case, Echo Park, City of Bones....)
Manga goes all the way, especially cute or beautiful characters. Favourites; Vampire Hunter D, Devil May Cry (yes, there are short stories and comic books of D.M.C. too), Les Bijoux (actually that's manhwa, korean version of manga) and the one that I'm currently reading; Black Butler. >:3

Movies: Fantasy, horror (Love zombie movies, especially Dawn of the Dead - Director's Cut), adventure, anime (Bleach, mostly), hentai

Music: Depends on my mood, taste varies from horrible to decent (according to my friends).
Current favourite artists/bands/songs:
♥GOB - Give Up Your Grudge
♥Ludacris
♥Adam Lambert
♥Owl City
♥Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission
♥Don Johnson Big Band - Road
♥Cheryl Cole - Parachute
♥Brokencyde - Kandyland
♥Yui - Rolling Star
♥The GazettE - Filth In Beauty
♥Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil' Wayne - Let It Rock
♥Akon ft. David Guetta - Sexy Bitch
♥Evanescence
♥Krypteria - Somebody Save Me
♥Linkin Park
♥Boney M.
♥Hollywood Undead
♥Alice In Chains
♥Mantenrou Opera
♥Shinedown
♥Tech N9ne
♥Celldweller
♥Entwine
♥Velvet - Chemistry (Radio Version)
♥ICP
♥Nine Inch Nails - Only ((I LOVE that song))
♥Nomy - Cocaine, You Better Die Young
♥Potluck
♥Savage Garden - Crash And Burn
♥Behemoth - Daimonos
♥Theatres Des Vampires - Dances With Satan
♥Gorillaz - Dare, Feel Good Inc.
♥Disturbed
♥DJ Satomi - Waves (DJ Stepho Lala Tune Up)
♥Fatty Spins - Doin' Your Mum, Muppet Sex
♥Poets of the Fall - Don't Mess With Me
♥3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me
♥Jay Sean - Down (Chasing Pluto remix)
♥Sentenced - Drain Me
♥Skandaali - Ei Pysty
♥Flo Rida - Elevator
♥KoRn
♥Nickelback
♥Within Temptation
♥Rob Zombie
♥Dark Lotus
♥Aimee B - Future In My Hands
♥Godsmack
♥Gothminister - Monsters
♥3 Doors Down
♥3 Days Grace
♥VNV Nation
♥Kim Lönnholm - Minä Olen Muistanut
♥Machinae Supremacy
♥Skrillex
...not to mention a million others... ♥

Food: Depends on what you're serving. I'm not a good cook myself, but I make darn delicious coffee. ♥
And I'm a fan of hot hot HOT food. The kind that kills other people cause of spicyness. ~♥

♥: Coffee
♥: Sleep
♥: Sex
♥: Cellphone
♥: Nacho Cheese Balls
♥: Friends

And no, they are NOT in a chronological order. Nor do they have anything to do with eachother.

Urgh, random stuff. This depends on my mood, too.
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Bitchology Quotes:

♥ A good girl knows her limits. A great girl knows she has none. ♥

♥ Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Think I`m trippin?
Tie my shoes.
Can`t stand me?
Sit down!
Can`t face me?
Turn the fuck around. ♥

♥ Bitchology
Being a Bitch means...
I stand up for myself and my beliefs
I stand up for those I love
I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
or do things my way
I won`t compromise whats in my heart
I live my life my way
I won`t allow anyone to step on me
I refuse to tolerate injustice
It means I have the courage and
Strength to allow myself to be me
So try to stomp on me, douse my inner flame,
Squash every ounce of beauty I hold within
You won`t succeed
And if that makes me a Bitch, so be it
I embrace the title and I`m proud to be a Bitch! ♥

♥ Parental Advisory; I say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Bitch alot. ♥

♥ ^w^ I'm not mean. You're just a sissy. ♥
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Having fun with friends.
Sometimes drinking.
Every now and then, feeling alone.
Sometimes playing World of Warcraft. (Yus, I'm breaking the myth of naked chicks playing WoW. Shut up. I love to tease nerdy guys. >:D)

(*Quitting smoking. Or atleast trying to. 1 week behind! ... Of constant smoking.*)

~ L&M Forward - YUM. ~

I'm vulnerable.
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I'm a submissive slut.
I love to be teased, and I love to tease.
I love rough sex. ♥

I have a wild imagination. VERY wild. There is almost nothing I haven't tried atleast in my dreams and/or fantasies. ♥

The rest you don't have to know about until it's absolutely necessary. And I have to see for myself if you're worthy of the truth, can handle it without having your head exploding all over the place and will NOT ever tell anyone what you have been told, you've seen, heard, or felt. ♥

That enough?
If not, then there's the fact that I have an account on FetLife.com.

...you're interested in getting to know me. And you truly read through my entire profile - you should be proud. I know it's lengthy. I had to write it.
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I love all the attention. ♥
And I'll do random attacks:
♥ I might steal your socks.
♥ I might drink your coffee.
♥ I might eat your cake.

(Beware.
I love to tease. ♥
And then leave people HIGHLY aroused. ♥ ...at times.)

*I'm going to bite the next person who calls me cute*