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111 Seattle, WA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 8, 2014
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Not at all
Agnosticism but it’s not important
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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4000 year old succubus seeks same.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm not sure. It's all just a bunch of background noise to me at this point.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Re-writing the lyrics of Salt N Pepa songs into Shakespearean language. Outliving entire dynasties. Thumb wrestling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My aura of danger and excitement.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Modern contrivances, all of them. Yes, even food! In my day we didn't need to consume other beings to keep living. We simply subsisted on sunlight, moisture and chloryphyll... and we liked it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I must have six tubs of Cool Whip available to me at all times. And yes, I do pronounce the "h."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How long it would take to achieve escape velocity by running faster and faster in a straight line.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
so very grateful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really am ancient. Everybody ages and dies except for me. I don't know why.
You should message me if
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You enjoy random