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ladylette

27 F Tallahassee, FL

My Details

Last Online
Feb 2
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Management
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So I've decided to start my profile off with a lie, then second it with a truth. I am not single and in the romantic sense, I am more into penis than vagina but I've swayed both ways in my love life about equally.

I live with my boyfriend of 3.3 years and we are happily friends who have sex with each other and are not looking to have sex with anyone else.

Now, I AM single and bi-gender in that I am looking for new friends! Excuses, right?

About me, lets see... I'm kinda obsessed with making money. I really enjoy having a full time job as well as having a successful etsy store (all links and bribes will be at the bottom of this profile), on top of other lucrative hobbies such as turning a profit on goodwill and yard sale items on ebay and craigslist.

I am messy but organized, I have a lot of belongings and some of them hold sentimental value, but most of them are just cool and I want to show them to you.

I always have my hands in some kind of project.

I have recently some accustom to using the dish washer, it's amazing.

I have a luxurious black boy cat named Shamgar and a goofy looking mutt dog named Zissou who came to me pre-named.

My priced posessions include one of a two of a kind leather full head fox faced gimp mask made by the artist Bob Basset as well as a 1962 red and black velvet Mediterranean style couch.

I enjoy back woods thrifting, gross estate sales, cooking, watching movies, working, meeting friendly people as well as other things I am not thinking of now.
What I’m doing with my life
I am living in Tallahassee while my boyfriend finishes his fine arts masters degree. I found a job at a wholesale t-shirt screenprinting company outside of town and in a reasonable position with reasonable pay with fun people and a good boss. I like it there.

I also spend a lot of time working on my etsy store.
www.etsy.com/shop/vanebulapins

And my wholesale store.
www.facebook.com/custompins

I work a lot, but would like to make time for YOU!
I’m really good at
I really enjoy negotiating and am never feel satisfied until I've gotten the better end of a deal. Logic comes naturally to me and I can read through your bullshit in a moment.

I have found that strangers are sometimes taken back by things that I say, mostly because I tell them how it just- is; not what it's "supposed" to be.

I am very good at making money, turning a profit, saving money, and getting the better end of a deal.

I listen very carefully to everything anyone says to me. I am quick to learn and adaptable.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have green hair, it is obvious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Syrup, 120 Days of Sodom, Kathy Goes To Hati, Intro to Geology, Logic 101, and Hatha Yoga. There- I just told you ALL the books I have EVER read. I don't like to read.

Movies: All Time Favorites: Cry Baby, Dead Ringers, Meet The Feebles, Brain Damage, Salo, The Fifth Element, Water World.
Recent Favorites: The Skin I Live In, A Serbian Film, Fat Sick and Nearly Dead, The Shrine, The Human Centipede I.

Shows: Twin Peaks, X-Files, Daria, Arrested Development, Weeds.

Pandora Stations: Aphex Twin, Oghr, Lana Del Rey, Lisa Loeb, Portishead, Snog, Venetian Snares.

Food: When I grocery shop, I don't often go into the aisles, just the edges. I like to cook curries, stir fries, stews, and islander soups. If it's not super spicy, then I'm not thrilled with it.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, bra, water, cellphone, hot sauce, thrift stores.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can turn a profit on that or save money on that.

What I will cook for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home with my boyfriend likely drinking wine and making pins. I don't care about Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I would have sex with Buck Angel.

Also, here is my Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/van.smith.98
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You would like to show a gal your favorite bar or coffee shop. If you are a movie weirdo. If you like to thrift for vintage clothes. Or if you like to buy your groceries at the flea market.