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27 Pensacola, FL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:44pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I've decided to start my profile off with a lie, then second it with a truth. I am not single and in the romantic sense, I am more into penis than vagina but I've swayed both ways in my love life about equally.

I live with my boyfriend of 3.3 years and we are happily friends who have sex with each other and are not looking to have sex with anyone else.

Now, I AM single and bi-gender in that I am looking for new friends! Excuses, right?

About me, lets see... I'm kinda obsessed with making money. I really enjoy having a full time job as well as having a successful etsy store (all links and bribes will be at the bottom of this profile), on top of other lucrative hobbies such as turning a profit on goodwill and yard sale items on ebay and craigslist.

I am messy but organized, I have a lot of belongings and some of them hold sentimental value, but most of them are just cool and I want to show them to you.

I always have my hands in some kind of project.

I have recently some accustom to using the dish washer, it's amazing.

I have a luxurious black boy cat named Shamgar and a goofy looking mutt dog named Zissou who came to me pre-named.

My priced posessions include one of a two of a kind leather full head fox faced gimp mask made by the artist Bob Basset as well as a 1962 red and black velvet Mediterranean style couch.

I enjoy back woods thrifting, gross estate sales, cooking, watching movies, working, meeting friendly people as well as other things I am not thinking of now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am living in Tallahassee while my boyfriend finishes his fine arts masters degree. I found a job at a wholesale t-shirt screenprinting company outside of town and in a reasonable position with reasonable pay with fun people and a good boss. I like it there.

I also spend a lot of time working on my etsy store.

And my wholesale store.

I work a lot, but would like to make time for YOU!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I really enjoy negotiating and am never feel satisfied until I've gotten the better end of a deal. Logic comes naturally to me and I can read through your bullshit in a moment.

I have found that strangers are sometimes taken back by things that I say, mostly because I tell them how it just- is; not what it's "supposed" to be.

I am very good at making money, turning a profit, saving money, and getting the better end of a deal.

I listen very carefully to everything anyone says to me. I am quick to learn and adaptable.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have green hair, it is obvious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Syrup, 120 Days of Sodom, Kathy Goes To Hati, Intro to Geology, Logic 101, and Hatha Yoga. There- I just told you ALL the books I have EVER read. I don't like to read.

Movies: All Time Favorites: Cry Baby, Dead Ringers, Meet The Feebles, Brain Damage, Salo, The Fifth Element, Water World.
Recent Favorites: The Skin I Live In, A Serbian Film, Fat Sick and Nearly Dead, The Shrine, The Human Centipede I.

Shows: Twin Peaks, X-Files, Daria, Arrested Development, Weeds.

Pandora Stations: Aphex Twin, Oghr, Lana Del Rey, Lisa Loeb, Portishead, Snog, Venetian Snares.

Food: When I grocery shop, I don't often go into the aisles, just the edges. I like to cook curries, stir fries, stews, and islander soups. If it's not super spicy, then I'm not thrilled with it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, bra, water, cellphone, hot sauce, thrift stores.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can turn a profit on that or save money on that.

What I will cook for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home with my boyfriend likely drinking wine and making pins. I don't care about Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would have sex with Buck Angel.

Also, here is my Facebook:
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to show a gal your favorite bar or coffee shop. If you are a movie weirdo. If you like to thrift for vintage clothes. Or if you like to buy your groceries at the flea market.