Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've got a lovely partner that I am in a polyamorous relationship
with. If you don't know what that means Google it. In short I don't
want to date anyone exclusively.
I don't know what I'm doing on this site again. My partner is away
for most of the summer. So I guess I'm lonely???
Friendly hang outs, dates and online chats are welcome. Sending me
creepy messages asking if I want to meet up to fuck are NOT
If your racist, sexist, homophobic or transphobic don't bother. I
will call you out and never talk to you again....
I'm kinda a geeky weirdo. I collect VHS tapes and cute stuff from
japan. I play magic the gathering and might just woop your ass in a
game. I like comics, anime and 90's cartoons.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a line cook at a cafe thinger. Trying to find a balance
between working and living. I have no idea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look miserable and dirty most of the time?
Also my big red toque.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I always hated these lists.....
sushi, coffee, rice noodles, a good whiskey sour, cheesecake, deep
fried anything, pizza, canned peaches, dumplings...
I like most forms of music that aren't top 40 radio. Dirty
traveller kid folk and old timey are at the top with crust punk,
pop punk and post rock.
Firefly, the new Dracula show on NBC, the gargoyles cartoon, other
cartoons from my childhood, weird magic-girl animes
All studio ghibli movies, the last unicorn, reality bites, singles,
tim burton movies, david lynch movies, Alex Cox movies(think Repo
orson scott card, orwell, philip k dick, ann rice, occult books and
fables, comics, DIY gudies and Zines I have hundreds of zines....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog (he's 6 years old and his name is Ka-o)
Speaking to humans I don't hate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much I dislike humans for we are the cause of irreversible
ecological destruction, global warming, the extinction of plants
How much I dislike humans because we hurt and lie to each other
everyday to forward ourselves without any regard for those we leave
in our wake.
How much I love my friends and my partner and don't know what I
would do with out them.
I think about what I'm doing with my life and what I should/can do
that wouldn't let me slip away into a pit of apathy. I think about
what I want to be doing in 5 years and really I don't know.
I also think about how scared I am that we live in the world we do
and how alone I feel even thought there are 7 billion people on the
I also think about what I'm going to eat for dinner, sex, the
internet, the Gulf islands and my dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I eat out of the trash. If thats not a problem for you we should go
dumpstering together some time.
You should message me if
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You're just as confused as why you are on this site as I am, you
want to play a game of magic, go on a coffee date, watch shitty
movies, have a dog play date and your not a racist, sexist,
homophobic or transphobic shit bag....
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