Pet peeves - twisty ties, popsicle sticks, and Robin Thicke (ew). Also, loyalty is important - I can't stand a flake.
Okay, and being on here for more than like, a day, I have a few requests...let's just get these out in the open:
- If all your pics are awkward mirror shots of you and your fab bod and six pack - I'm not interested.
- If you are looking to hook up - I'm not interested.
- If you are looking to invite me to your hot tub to do drugs with ya boys - I'm not interested. Seriously, this was asked lol.
- If you are old as shit - You are delusional, and I'm not interested.
- If you are a full grown man who uses a smiley face after every freaking sentence - I'm definitely not interested.
- If you have crazy eyes - I'm terrified of you and, therefore, not interested.
If that list scared you then you probably don't understand my humor ;) gosh darnit I broke my own rule...