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34 Warwick, RI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:17pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have been a thousand different people in my life and I hope to be ten thousand more. All the while still being same old me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my ass off more than full-time so I can afford to slack off my way part time.

The profile name seems to be a bit misleading. After 12 years in kitchens I no longer work as a professional chef. I guess I just fell out of love with the industry. My biggest passion in life though is still food.

Right now I'm working as solutions engineer for an amazing IT company (we have a frozen margarita machine in the office).

My free time is loaded with outdoor activities, art, music, dancing poorly, and eating fantastically.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living in the moment. Making dinner. Making an ass out of myself for fun. Telling the best jokes at the worst possible moments. Finding amazing places in the middle of nowhere on my mountain bike. You should come along for a ride sometime.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either my devastating good looks and modesty. Or just my lame but funny to me sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- The Sun Also Rises; Morgans Run; Into Thin Air; Catch 22. Do maps count? I fucking love maps. I need to read more these days. I'm open to suggestions.

Movies- Shawshank Redemption; Moonrise Kingdom; Lucky Number Slevin; The Usual Suspects; Ferris Beuller's Day Off: Spaceballs; Better Off Dead; Dark Knight; Step Brothers; anything Minte Python; Jaws; This Is Spinal Tap; Hamlet 2; Trollhunter; so many more.

Shows- Don't watch much TV these days.

Music- So much to list. Music is kind of big to me. I've been crazy into 70s Nigerian Electrofunk, so good. The Stooges; David Bowie; Miles Davis; The Black Keys; Link Wray; Bach; Velvet Underground; early Madonna; Beach Boys; Chet Baker; KISS; Wilco; Mozart; Dave Brubeck; Soledad Brothers; King Kahn; obscure classic rock; 70s punk and glam; jazz; old blues; old school style hip hop; some eletronica/techno. I pretty much just log onto Spotify and allow myself to be exposed to as much as possible. Not big on the top 40 but every once in a while I hear something catchy. The best way to experience music though is live. I try to catch at least one show a week.

Food- Impossible to pick a favorite style or dish. There is just too much to explore and taste. My mothers lasagna though always puts me in a special place.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My guitar
Great food and drink
The ocean
The forest
The city
Great conversations about nothing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My special purpose.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I honestly have no idea what a typical night would be. There are just so many possibilities. Dancing, making music, seeing music, playing with monkeys, eating a pie, night swimming, visiting a gallery, drive in theater, real theater, illegal street racing, camping on top of a mountain, doing the Time Warp in a jail cell with midget clowns. Who knows? Who cares! it's Friday!

I'll tell you what I'm not doing, and that is sitting around watching sitcoms. OK maybe a movie. But it better be awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I blast music and play air guitar in the shower every morning to get ready for my day. I'm a huge rock star in my own head.
You should message me if
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What are you doing still reading this nonsense. If you made it this far might as well message me.