Here's what I'm not: I'm not the type to drink all night and act like a moron, take a picture of myself without a shirt, or lie on my profile to make women believe I'm someone I'm not. I'm not a flake, either, so no worries there. Serial daters, flakes or women just looking for a sugar daddy, no need to apply!
Some great advice:
"If someone wants to be a part of your life, they'll make an effort to be in it. Don't bother reserving space in your life for people who don't make an effort to stay in it."
Bonus points if you know the movie this line was in:
"There are many fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd want to stuff and mount over my fireplace."