Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

All right, I'm bored. I'll fill part of this out, at least.

I'm a Chicago resident, by way of an ill-spent youth in California.

I like things. I may be more specific after I go eat something.

I have grandiose plans which may be carried out one day.

I'm not here for romantic purposes. I have a darling boyfriend of 2.5 years. Granted, he's 300 miles away presently, but I also have a vibrator.

I am, however, eagerly seeking people to paint the town red with. Or maybe green; I like green better. Anyway, I like friends and friends are good.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm currently on hiatus from college due to an identity crisis of sorts. I love school, but value my sanity more highly.

In the meantime, I'm bouncing between menial jobs, plotting world dominance, and trying to start up a podcast, in some order.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

is, apparently, that I look like I know where things are, judging by the number of strangers who ask me for directions. I guess I'm approachable and unassuming. Also: modest.

When I had purple hair, it was doubtless the fact that I had purple hair.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

listening to This American Life on NPR and doing sudoku. NERD.

Alternately, trying to find decent vegetarian hot dogs.

You should message me if Propose an edit

...you can formulate thoughts above the level of "GUH TITS."

...you have some sort of fun event/wacky scheme that requires another person to bring it to fruition.

...you like to leave a conversation and vaguely wonder just what the hell the other person was talking about.

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