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lakeunionjack

29 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Sign Language (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Thai (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*you may notice a lot of URLs pasted into my profile, thats because when im on OKC im also wasting time surfing the web and i'd just like to share some interesting or funny things i've found. if you find them funny too, thats a good sign.

*if you look at my pictures you might say to yourself, "well he seems kinda interesting, likes dogs, lives on a boat, likes to fish and play outdoors, he doesnt look that intense". but keep in mind, most of the time when im out having fun, i dont take the time to stop for a photo op. this train dont slow down WOO WOO!

hell i dont know, just read my answers to the survey questions and see if you like me. i dont feel like writing about myself right now.

I'm pretty cocky, but not as cocky as I could be. So I guess I'm also modest. I'm the best person ever at being modest. yeah, that sounds about right.

I'm really good at whatever doesnt bore the hell out of me. online dating bores the hell out of me.

coffee>espresso
bloody mary>mimosa
240DL wagon>any other car
sailing>power boats
beer>everything else
outdoors>indoors
doing something new>same ol shit
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
living on my boat and loving life.

update, got my business license a few months ago, being my own boss is sweet. still have one 'job'. if it doesnt work out ill go back to school.

*update, school starts sept'14
trying to live like this: http://xkcd.com/752/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
what others have said...
"being a badass without even trying." - friend of mine

same friend once described me to someone: "if you wanna see something impossible happen just tell him it cant be done"

"you are a monster truck that walks like a man" - another friend/coworker.

"you take care of your friends better than you take care of yourself" - a very nice friend of mine

other than that i have good hand/eye coordination, a smart wit, and quick reflexes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that im way more interesting than some online dating profile made me sound

and im NOT like this http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/ so thats a plus
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i like books.

i like movies.

i like some tv series.

i dont listen to as much music as i should, i like almost all of it though. i probably cant name any new pop groups, is that beiber kid still popular?

i eat vegetarian pretty often but i like all sorts of food, especially asian/ethnic and spicy. fresh veggies, but i still love some good ole mashed potatoes and meatloaf, grammas mac n cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
nature
tetrapharmakos (technically 4 things)
Freemans commentary (not Morgan)

stuff like this
http://gawker.com/want-to-hear-morgan-freeman-read-the-deranged-sorority-487276497
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how im gonna cram so much fun into so little time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably up to no good

that or camping/sailing/fishing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i love being proven wrong, because to be proven wrong means that you have have learned something new. i love debating even if i am playing devils advocate
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
youre awesome. or at least think you are. if not, well, maybe you should anyway (think youre awesome).

you've read or watched any of the things i've listed. i dont care if you agree with any of it, i dont agree with some of the things i listed, i just enjoyed them.

you laugh at the absurdity of the world we humans have created for ourselves.

you like karaoke

DONT MESSAGE ME if all of your pics are you alone in front of your computer with your cats. unless its this pic:
http://tinyurl.com/9jhwqzc