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lakeunionjack

30 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Sign Language (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Thai (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
* I know, lots of pics with fish, but I dont take a lot of pics of myself, unless its "look at this fish" or "look at this cute puppy" . when I'm out having a good time I seldom stop to take a photo.

generally a positive, life-of-the-party type of guy
intensely happy go lucky
smartass cynic, mostly facetious
a rabble-rouser, and a habitual line-stepper.
a passionate misanthrope
and an apathetic empath.
a goofball.

okcupid rates my "personality" as arrogant (I guess thats what they surmise when someone awesome answers questions honestly), but it doesn't know that I'm actually quite modest. I know myself and I know what I'm capable of, with that in consideration I'm actually quite modest. I'm probably the best person ever at being modest.

I suggest reading my explanations in the questions section. I spent some time, and it would be a waste if you didn't take a peek.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
workin hard, playin harder.

living on a sailboat, for about 3 years now. tons of fun.

doing interesting work in a budding industry.

givin it the ol' college try. currently in CNC machinist/manufacturing engineering school. sound boring? youre probably right, lets skip that and talk about something else. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

trying to live like this: http://xkcd.com/752/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
what others have said...
"being a badass without even trying." - friend of mine

same friend once described me to someone: "if you wanna see something impossible happen just tell him it cant be done"

"you are a monster truck that walks like a man" - another friend/coworker.

"you take care of your friends better than you take care of yourself" - a very nice friend of mine

other than that i have good hand/eye coordination, a quick wit, and ninja skills.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that im way more interesting than some online dating profile made me sound

and im NOT like this http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/ so thats a plus
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
mostly non fiction books

classic movies, and new movies that will one day be classics. but sometimes i watch a big budget hollywood action flick just to turn my brain off and get break from thinking.

most television is garbage, dumbing down the masses. AMC is a ray of hope. I used to like educational channels, but im not sure they exist anymore, drunk history is the only one left, that is sad.

all the musics, except the crap.

i eat vegetarian pretty often but i like all sorts of food, especially asian/ethnic and spicy. fresh veggies, but i still love some good ole mashed potatoes and meatloaf, grammas mac n cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
ill manage
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i just spend to much time thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably up to no good
happy hour with friends

that or camping/sailing/fishing
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are awesome, dont think your awesome? do you realize you are the result of a billion years of evolution, a complex multicelled organism with the ability to sit in front of a screen and punch buttons to convey your thoughts at near light speed, to another organism who relatively speaking might as well be next door to you? take advantage of that, say hi.

if you think this is good reading: http://physics.ucsd.edu/do-the-math/ no? thats ok, its not for everybody, message me anyway

DONT MESSAGE ME if all of your pics are you alone in front of your computer with your cats. unless its this pic:
http://tinyurl.com/9jhwqzc

OR... if I messaged you