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lakeviking

38 / M / straight / Single

Charlotte, North Carolina

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Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
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Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English

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I am crazy, crazy, and dating on the web.

My Self-Summary

After much consideration, and some drinking(or vise versa) I have decided that my mission in life is to start a new cult. Kindof like Scientology, but cooler, and without the celebrities.

The goals of the cult will be two fold: massive, liver destroying levels of alcohol comsumption, and the elimination of obnoxious "on-air" personalities from society.

Really, what's not to like? Who's in?

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What I’m doing with my life

I work as an elephant circumsicer. It doesn't pay much but the tips are big.

I’m really good at

Staying one step ahead of the law.

The first things people usually notice about me

The straight jacket?

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On a typical Friday night I am

plotting to take over the world.

You should message me if

if you have read this drivel this far and have a sense of humor, then you may as well write. Or just report me to the nearest institution.