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lamestguyever

33 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My mom says I'm a catch, and I know the difference between their, there and they're.... swoon away.

Hi.
I'm a goofy, spontaneous, and outgoing music nut. Las Vegas, classic video games, and fun times that become unforgettable memories are some of my drugs of choice.
I'd like to find someone to visit concerts & art shows/make stupid jokes/fall asleep listening to music with.
Not sure what I'll find on here but it never hurts to look.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring it out while catching live music and enjoying it. Currently working on getting certified to teach English in Spain someday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not taking myself seriously, starting living room dance parties, quoting 90's episodes of The Simpsons, creating inside jokes, getting along with people, and my brain seems to be overflowing with random useless information.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile and style, I hope. Or my dorky and pervy sense of humor. Or my laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Charles Bukowski, Bret Easton Ellis, Dave Eggers, Chuck Palahniuk, David Foster Wallace, John Fante and others.
I'm also partial to Calvin and Hobbes, Vice Magazine, and comics.

Movies: Three Amigos, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Batman Returns, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Goodfellas, Up in Smoke, The Jerk, Rock and Roll High School, badass Korean cinema, any comedy that is so stupid it's funny, movies that make you go "HUH?".

Shows: 90's Simpsons, Adult Swim, Regular Show, Flight of the Conchords!, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life.

Music: This is a hip hop playlist i posted a few years back. Lots of people I'll never meet seem to like it.
8tracks.com/lamestguyever/hip-hop-apotamus
Just like most people I listen to lots of different music and I'll go through phases. I'm currently stuck on Run The Jewels, Death From Above 1979, and The Blood Brothers.
My all time favorites are: The Cure, Wu-Tang Clan, Weezer (first 2 albums), The Faint, The Notorious B.I.G.
Last shows I went to were, Arctic Monkeys, Clipping., and FYF Fest.

I just bought plane tickets to Austin, Texas for weekend one of Austin City Limits music festival!

Introduce me to new music I can't live without and you'll be stuck with me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, laughs, friends/family, inside jokes, new experiences, a good read.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Europe, past hilarious experiences, whatever song is stuck in my head at the moment, what's next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, hanging out with friends, misbehaving in Downtown/Hollywood, taking it easy listening to music or reading at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get way too excited about things sometimes. These long, pretentious, and philosophical profiles on okcupid ("I'm an enigma, a dreamer.... quote quote quote, blah blah blah") make me laugh.
You should message me if
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You're curious, you feel like we'd hit it off, or just want to say hi.
If we have a high enemy percentage, seriously.
You want to play terrible songs on a jukebox somewhere until we're kicked out.
If you have any music/movie suggestions, or none of the above.
Bonus points if you like Flight of the Conchords!