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lanceboone

43 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Been around the block. My home base has been SF for the last 20 years but I was born and raised on the east coast. I am a creature of habit... but I'll break form for a good time or for the worthwhile unknown. Still figuring it out. Kindness and cool, beauty and authenticity, heart and mind.
What I’m doing with my life
Good question thanks for asking. When I figure it out , I will be sure to let you know.
I’m really good at
Being a charming jerk.
Watching the grass grow.
Making memorable moments.
Seeing the possibilities.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Marc Jacobs glasses.
My tattoos.
Small ears.
I smell good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- Me Talk Pretty One Day,Tattoo Girl,Requiem For A Dream,The God Of War,Junky,Attic,Survivor,You Suck.....

Movies-Brick,Rear Window,Taxi Driver,Goonies,The Jerk,The Orphanage ,Swingers,Goodfellas ,House Of The Devil,On The Waterfront,Twin Peaks,Zombie,The Trouble with Harry,Evil Dead,Tommy Boy,The Conjuring .

Shows-Top Of The Lake,American Horror,Madmen,Dexter,Walking Dead,Breaking Bad,Southland ,Twin Peaks,The Killing,Arrested Developement, Amy Schumer,The Fall,Luther,Freaks and Geeks.

Music-The Walkman ,White Rabbits,Hot Snakes,Fugazi,Rites Of Spring,Rem,The Replacements,Husker Du,Minor Threat,Bad Brains,Cro Mags,Gorilla Biscuits,Leeway,Otis Redding,The Ronettes,Wilson Pickett,Ryan Adams,Wilco,Band Of Horses,Butch Walker,The Stones,The Beatles The Zombies,Tame Impala,All,Hank3,Bowie,Sonic Youth.

Food-Thai,Italian,Indian,Mexican,American....
The six things I could never do without
My glasses.
Sriracha.
Music/books.
My iPad.
My family.
Pasta.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to do on my days off.
What to cook for dinner.
My next vacation .
Is online dating insane?
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting drinks,out on a date,cooking for friends,watching a movie,watching the game(is it Saturday yet)?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy The Golden Girls.
I have a teddy bear from childhood.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are Not bat shit crazy.
You have Recent full body shots(No Angles Please).
You agree that this online dating is hilarious .
You would like to meet.
We might have a few laughs together .
You are not a BURNER!!