My name is Lance. My friends would describe me as confident, funny,
outgoing, and driven.
I have an active streak of 25+ Astros games where I have run into
someone I know. I am very sarcastic. I'm not a workaholic because
there is no such thing as workahol. And I have extremely low
expectations for Ben Affleck in his role as Batman.
I grew up in Houston, and went to a small college in Austin where I
majored in business, played baseball, started a small
If you've got a good sense of humor, are driven, can have a good
conversation, and you're intelligent, let's talk.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a financial advisor for a faith based, not for profit,
Fortune 500 financial firm. I help clients with investments,
insurance, and retirement planning.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, helping people with their money, being on
time, remembering obscure quotes from movies and TV shows (You
won't beat me in Friends scene it), Microsoft excel, running long
Geography is my Achilles heel.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm always smiling, laughing and always making others laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: My 3 most used pandora stations are Foreigner Radio, Summer
Hits of the 90s and Turnpike Troubadours Radio.
Movies: Back To The Future, Real Genius, Men In Black, Good Will
Hunting. this list could get really long, really fast, so I'll just
stop there. I really like movies that are quotable.
TV: House, How I Met Your Mother, Sherlock, Elementary, The Office,
I own all 10 seasons of Friends and watched the last 4 on a family
trip to and from Florida when I was younger.
As far as reading goes, unfortunately it's mostly finance related,
or golf related. Finance related, for work. Golf related because my
scorecard carries far too many 6s, 7s, and 8s.
The six things I could never do without
Goals/something to work towards
(6 is really too many. I could do without everything but family and
friends and be just fine.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Work, and what the future holds, but also some more random things
like how elaborate of a plan the Joker had in Dark Knight. It seems
like a logistical nightmare. Especially for someone who said "Do I
really look like a guy with a plan?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, either at a bar, or at someone's house,
grilling and playing backyard games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will often times tip the pi symbol (as long as it works out to an
You should message me if
You are fun, outgoing, driven, and like to laugh.