If you want a no-nonsense, straight to the point, no BS, no Love-sick rambling (not guaranteed!), no game playing, no long lists of adjectives, no over-use of commas, idiocy-free (not guaranteed either!) , proper uses of "your", "you're", "you are", "hour", "sour" and/or "noire"description of what I'm looking for, please scroll down to Section E
If you feel repulsed by my ugly mug and have to immediately close your browser in fear, well... Then Congratulations on reading this far! Concentrate only on my words and not the top portion of your screen.
If you like poetry and/or lyrics, send me a message with a topic of your choosing and I will reply with either a poem or lyrics (or possibly even a song, though I will not sing in fear of making you develop a strong dislike of music... Unless you you like death metal and it's variants as I will make an exception to the above).
If you've read this far and feel that you still have no clue to who I present myself to be (Though I don't like presenting myself than just being myself, then I would be me, by being the self that I am!), then I'm not doing a good job, I apologize... Here have a cookie and keep reading...
If you feel that I'm being immature for writing my profile in this format, then please re-read the section above and then scroll down to Section E
If you are the woman who I`m looking for, then no need to read further... You know more about me then I could ever write here, but you'll read further and probably comment on the things I missed writing.
If you actually enjoyed reading up to this point, please message me!
If you actually like the movie "Joe`s Apartment" see above.
If you like the movie "Dead Man on Campus" see above twice.
If you are a creative (musician, artist... what have you) see above thrice.
This is Section E!
(Why is it that this is the only named section?)
I am looking for someone who can share their experiences; I want to be swept away by her stories so deeply that I want to feel like I have walked 50 miles in her shoes. I need to laugh more; just by looking at her and seeing joy that just makes me crack up with true laughter. Understanding is nice, but if she doesn't understand my thoughts, it would be exciting to have her ask questions with genuine interest; but if we're are on the same page, she should push further, so I don't feel like I have to always guide her to understand my thoughts.
I would appreciate someone who has a more firm grasp on reality then I do: I do know how to "act" normal (normal as in being accepted into the general workings of society) but, I always have my head in the clouds. I like her to pull me down, so I don't lose myself, yet I want to be able to take her to fantastical places that my imagination creates and I want her to enjoy it, not because of being with me, but because I have shown her something truly amazing or at least things that make her mind and heart start racing.
Another thing I'm looking for in a person is emotional presence in the sense that even if they don't want to share the personal reasons for the way that they feel, they will still be able to tell me how they're feeling, in return I will give my emotional support to the fullest degree. Even though I may be looking for a relationship, I find that this emotional availability does extend to friendship.
Bonus UnFun Section
-I still live with my parents (They keep me around to act as the butler for the cats)
-My job is not one in the tradition sense as I do work for my parents (besides doing the cat-butler gig) and I am proud of what I do... So don't worry... I'm not broke enough to only have funds to pay for dinner at a burger joint... A dive, maybe (most likely)... Only for the atmosphere! I swear!
-I have a very large family... After some extensive math (With a calculator...) 96% of us are adopted... If you can figure out how many siblings I have from that generous amount of information, I'll give you another cookie!
-I like video games and I honestly read (some times) more about them then I do play them, so just forget about the stereotype of me not noticing you standing next to me with your abundance of sexiness... Now if I am reading... That's a very different story, ha ha (ha?...)
-If it was apparent from Section E, I am a romantic, so if you don't like your pizza with extra cheese or are lactose-intolerant, then... Uh... I'll make you a box of Kraft Dinner... Dammit with the powdered cheese!
There are a lot more UnFun things about me for you to discover! So don't Delay! (unless it's with a lot of feedback and diffusion) Message me! Now!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT3