After countless re-writes of this, I've come to the realization that I'd make a better impression in person: I can walk into a light post if we're walking down the street, or I could bust through a sliding door by tripping over my big clown-feet or I could trip up a flight of stairs. With these accounts being all true, the reason, for the most part, is not because I am half blind and have Cerebral Palsy, but because of my absent-mindedness.

During these "mishaps" I am well aware of myself to laugh at... myself (well, maybe except for the sliding door incident, where I was at a house party; I tripped up some stairs [i]and[/i] went through the sliding door... Luckily the homeowner was cool about it and I did make a memorable entrance that did have everyone else laughing).

What I'm looking for:

Kindness
Laughter that reaches the eyes
Imagination
A sense of wonder
More laughter
Tender strength
Tallness
Squishiness
And even more laughter

Who I'm looking for:

I'm looking for a lady who can and will laugh at my garbled speech and yet is still able to understand what I'm saying... Someone who can give me true respect and not just political correctness... A book fiend!... A geek who likes "left-field" entertainment and media ie: music/movies/comics/cartoons/art/dance.. Someone who likes slapstick and subtle humour.

I'm in the process of getting my debut album on to Itunes...

I think that one thing that people will come to realize about me is that I am a listener. I like listening to people's stories, which generally allows people to vent or just release some built up thoughts in their head if they just need someone to listen. I do have my own opinion but sometimes I don't provide much feedback, as they will eventually might come to a solution themselves.

-That my feet are huge (men's 13)
-I have a big bubble butt, heh
-I say "holy fruit cake!" and "Oi!" a lot

Authors: Dean Koontz, Harlen Corbin, Janet Evanovich, Iris Johansen, Corey Doctorow and many others...

Music: I love listening to music, but more importantly, I make my own. I consider myself an electronica musician but I make many songs in many different genres.

All time favourite films: What Dreams May Come and just recently The Proposal

Food: My mom's home made pizza and Kraft Dinner

Games: Max Payne 1&2, Manhunt, GTA 4, Call of Duty 4

1: Music
2: Writing
3: Reading
4: My family
5: old school cartoons
6: Video games

-The flow of life (message me if this intrigues you)
-The definition of "beauty"
-Why I am the person who I am

Deep into the creative "zone" as I craft another song.

-I like watching modern dance specials on Bravo
-I was in the audience on the YTV game show UH!OH!
-I slept with a night light on until I entered high school
-I can't sleep on my right side or I'll have really twisted nightmares

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