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laozen

29 M Brampton, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my profile!

If you want a no-nonsense, straight to the point, no BS, no Love-sick rambling (not guaranteed!), no game playing, no long lists of adjectives, no over-use of commas, idiocy-free (not guaranteed either!) , proper uses of "your", "you're", "you are", "hour", "sour" and/or "noire"description of what I'm looking for, please scroll down to Section E

If you feel repulsed by my ugly mug and have to immediately close your browser in fear, well... Then Congratulations on reading this far! Concentrate only on my words and not the top portion of your screen.

If you like poetry and/or lyrics, send me a message with a topic of your choosing and I will reply with either a poem or lyrics (or possibly even a song, though I will not sing in fear of making you develop a strong dislike of music... Unless you you like death metal and it's variants as I will make an exception to the above).

If you've read this far and feel that you still have no clue to who I present myself to be (Though I don't like presenting myself than just being myself, then I would be me, by being the self that I am!), then I'm not doing a good job, I apologize... Here have a cookie and keep reading...

If you feel that I'm being immature for writing my profile in this format, then please re-read the section above and then scroll down to Section E

If you are the woman who I`m looking for, then no need to read further... You know more about me then I could ever write here, but you'll read further and probably comment on the things I missed writing.

If you actually enjoyed reading up to this point, please message me!

If you actually like the movie "Joe`s Apartment" see above.

If you like the movie "Dead Man on Campus" see above twice.

If you are a creative (musician, artist... what have you) see above thrice.

This is Section E!
(Why is it that this is the only named section?)

I am looking for someone who can share their experiences; I want to be swept away by her stories so deeply that I want to feel like I have walked 50 miles in her shoes. I need to laugh more; just by looking at her and seeing joy that just makes me crack up with true laughter. Understanding is nice, but if she doesn't understand my thoughts, it would be exciting to have her ask questions with genuine interest; but if we're are on the same page, she should push further, so I don't feel like I have to always guide her to understand my thoughts.

I would appreciate someone who has a more firm grasp on reality then I do: I do know how to "act" normal (normal as in being accepted into the general workings of society) but, I always have my head in the clouds. I like her to pull me down, so I don't lose myself, yet I want to be able to take her to fantastical places that my imagination creates and I want her to enjoy it, not because of being with me, but because I have shown her something truly amazing or at least things that make her mind and heart start racing.

Another thing I'm looking for in a person is emotional presence in the sense that even if they don't want to share the personal reasons for the way that they feel, they will still be able to tell me how they're feeling, in return I will give my emotional support to the fullest degree. Even though I may be looking for a relationship, I find that this emotional availability does extend to friendship.

Bonus UnFun Section

-I still live with my parents (They keep me around to act as the butler for the cats)

-My job is not one in the tradition sense as I do work for my parents (besides doing the cat-butler gig) and I am proud of what I do... So don't worry... I'm not broke enough to only have funds to pay for dinner at a burger joint... A dive, maybe (most likely)... Only for the atmosphere! I swear!

-I have a very large family... After some extensive math (With a calculator...) 96% of us are adopted... If you can figure out how many siblings I have from that generous amount of information, I'll give you another cookie!

-I like video games and I honestly read (some times) more about them then I do play them, so just forget about the stereotype of me not noticing you standing next to me with your abundance of sexiness... Now if I am reading... That's a very different story, ha ha (ha?...)

-If it was apparent from Section E, I am a romantic, so if you don't like your pizza with extra cheese or are lactose-intolerant, then... Uh... I'll make you a box of Kraft Dinner... Dammit with the powdered cheese!

There are a lot more UnFun things about me for you to discover! So don't Delay! (unless it's with a lot of feedback and diffusion) Message me! Now!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT3
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
making music
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think that one thing that people will come to realize about me is that I am a listener. I like listening to people's stories, which generally allows people to vent or just release some built up thoughts in their head if they just need someone to listen. I do have my own opinion but sometimes I don't provide much feedback, as they will eventually might come to a solution themselves.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-That my feet are huge (men's 13)
-I have a big bubble butt, heh
-I say "holy fruit cake!" and "Oi!" a lot
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Dean Koontz, Harlen Corbin, Janet Evanovich, Iris Johansen, Corey Doctorow and many others...

Favourite films: What Dreams May Come, The Proposal, Where the Wild Things Are, Repo Men, The book of Eli

Food: home made pizza and Kraft Dinner
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: Music
2: Writing
3: Reading
4: My family
5: old school cartoons
6: Video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The flow of life (message me if this intrigues you)
-The definition of "beauty"
-Why I am the person who I am
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Deep into the creative "zone" as I craft another song.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If it's not apparent from my pics; I have Cerebral Palsy. The politically Correct response to that would be "Well, it shouldn't matter because it's 2013 and people should be more-" Accepting? How can one be accepting if they easily dismiss a very big portion of me right off the bat? With that said, it would be very interesting (and very refreshing) for somebody actually be totally open with their their negative reaction to my disabilities from the onset, especially when hearing my speech for the first time. Some people will suggest to stick to using a site specifically geared for "disabled" people, but it could just as well be a euphemism for "stick with your own kind".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-(Most importantly) you are willing to participate in giving "epic" hugs (i.e Throwing your jacket/bags to the ground and running full speed at me for your hug delivery) in public
-You like zombies
-You like to kill zombies
-You are a zombie
-You are a book fiend