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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 3
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other but it’s not important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Toot my own horn time.

I am loving, generous, funny and generally happy.

I am a cuddle master/monster.

Ever expanding, evolving and seeking to improve myself and my community.

Just getting back to Chicago, and there's no place like home! 7 years travelling have taught me this. I think I'll be here for a long while this time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stackin cheddar. Jk. Well, not really. Also, following my passions, living my dreams, and learning, learning, learning.

I have just embarked upon an amazing project! I am creating an artist's co-op to not only provide high quality, inexpensive supplies, but to help artists make prints, sell their art and market their services. Eventually I want to feed hungry artists and provide other assistance. There will also be scholarships for artists who can't afford any supplies and for art students' tuition. So, anybody know any grant researchers/writers?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking (culinary school grad), relaxing, finding bright sides, giving sensual massage, receiving all types of massage (mind over matter), enjoying life, thinking, throwing down, communicating, making people laugh, leading, appreciating beauty, excelling, and cuddling. And many more!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a giant teddy bear of a man with a beautiful smile, breath-taking eyes and a contagious laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Tom Robbins, Alan Moore, Kurt Vonegutt Jr, George RR Martin, Charles Bukowski, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison, Stephen King

Books: The Wind-up Girl, 100 Years of Solitude, Jitterbug Perfume, Harry Potter, The Four Agreements, Siddhartha, East of Eden, Martian Chronicles, LOTR, Dune, Hunger Games, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Sin City, Kinsey, Batman, X-Men, Iron Man, Avengers, actually anything based on comics, Star Wars, Amelie, Hunger Games, Magnolia, In a World, Princess Bride

Shows: Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Clone Wars, Futurama, food porn (not to be confused with porn featuring food)

Music: Jimi Hendrix, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, of Montreal, Outkast, Shpongle

Games: Munchkin, DCC, Fluxxx, Civ V, Dominion, MtG

Artists: Martina Hoffman, Alex Grey, Robert Venosa, Mark Hendersen, my Mom, Hieronymus Bosch, Dali, Escher, Frida
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
High-quality food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Universe and evolution and sex and love and ascension.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
E'ry night is Friday night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a wee lad, my parents took me to parties and I would eat olives til I puked. I don't know how many times this happened, and wether or not it was because of quantity or adverse physiological response, but now I HATE olives.
You should message me if
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You love love.
You love cuddling.
You love psychedelics and/or ganja.
You love movies.
You want to explore and/or teach me about yoga, Tantra and/or any other esoteric, religious or spiritual subjects.
You want to play board games, card games, or role-playing games.
You want to cook for or with me, or eat food I have cooked for you.
You have something to say :)