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larbeartrontron

32 M North San Juan, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 14
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Toot my own horn time.

I am loving, generous, funny as fuck and generally happy.

I enjoy going to Burning Man.

I am a cuddle master/monster.

My goal in life is Ascension. And to become the Jimi Hendrix of something, purrrhaps cuddling :)

I hail from Chicago, the greatest city I have every known. Traveled a bunch around the states, but have only left the country once so far. Mos def wanna see that change in 2014! Thinking South America or SE Asia?!? Or both!

Loving life so much here in God's country! I feel like I finally love myself enough to love others well. You would be a lovely addition to my life, not a necessary component :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stackin cheddar. Jk. Well, not really. Also, following my passions, living my dreams, and learning, learning, learning.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking (culinary school grad), relaxing, finding bright sides, giving sensual massage, receiving all types of massage (mind over matter), enjoying life, thinking, throwing down, communicating, making people laugh, leading, appreciating beauty, excelling, and cuddling. And many more!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a giant with a beautiful smile, breath-taking eyes and a contagious laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Tom Robbins, Alan Moore, Kurt Vonegutt Jr, George RR Martin, Charles Bukowski, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison, Stephen King

Books: The Wind-up Girl, 100 Years of Solitude, Jitterbug Perfume, Harry Potter, The Four Agreements, Siddhartha, East of Eden, Martian Chronicles, LOTR, Dune, Hunger Games, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Movies: Lord of the Rings, Sin City, Kinsey, anything based on comics, Star Wars, Amelie, Hunger Games

Shows: Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Clone Wars, Futurama, food porn (not to be confused with porn featuring food)

Music: Jimi Hendrix, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, of Montreal, Outkast, Shpongle

Games: Munchkin, DCC, Fluxxx, Civ V

Artists: Martina Hoffman, Alex Grey, Robert Venosa, Mark Hendersen, my Mom, Hieronymus Bosch, Dali, Escher, Frida
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love
Pleasure
Art
High-quality food
Music
Beauty
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex and God and aliens and evolution and ascension.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
E'ry night is Friday night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a wee lad, my parents took me to parties and I would eat olives til I puked. I don't know how many times this happened, and wether or not it was because of quantity or adverse physiological response, but now I HATE olives.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love love.
You love cuddling.
You love psychedelics and/or ganja.
You love movies.
You want to explore and/or teach me about yoga, Tantra and/or any other esoteric, religious or spiritual subjects.
You want to play board games, card games, or role-playing games.
You want to cook for or with me, or eat food I have cooked for you.
You have something to say :)