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larkisheyes

36 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Feb 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I've had too much coffee, or not enough coffee, I write excessively long lists. And when I've had beer I write autobios that make me sound like I'm not a hard-left democrat. Don't believe them. They're not telling you the things you think they are.

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I just marked "dislikes cats" in the details area. It's not so much that I dislike cats per se, but more that my chest tightens up around them, causing me to experience significant difficulty breathing. So there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hell if I were a betting man, I'd guess eating, since I seem to do that fairly often. Other than that, probably selling baby food, since they're paying me to do that. Or so I'm told.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
deflection. I just nearly won a game of iPad Agricola I played against a friend from back in Chicago!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The confused look on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books: Don't know how to read.

Favorite movies: I'm deleting everything I had listed here before in favor of The Chronicles of Riddick. Fuck yeah Vin Diesel.

Favorite TV shows: I started watching the first season of American Horror Story on Netflix, but I got scared. Hold me.

Favorite music: I'm adding Chvrches to this list.

Favorite food: Salad. And steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I guess whatever this protein bar is made of...

1) Protein Blend
2) Coating
3) Hydrolyzed Collagen
4) Vegetable Glycerin
5) Soy Crisps
6) Milk Chocolate Drops

mmm, do love me some coating.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to spill the coffee I'm carrying.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to get over my habit of inserting a superfluous second space after the period that ends my sentence.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My belly button is an inny.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've found my watch.