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lasagnaisgone

28 Wichita, KS Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:57pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing my best to climb that corporate ladder. I also like taking photos, and I'm a bit of an aspiring filmmaker.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I suppose my strengths are troubleshooting complex computer networking issues, and making people laugh. I've not yet made a complex computer network laugh, though.

I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

I really like music, and have collected quite a few musical instruments. I'm not particularly adept at playing any of them, but I can pick out a melody on most of them at least.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My somewhat crazy hair. Or maybe my smile? I try to sport one whenever possible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Contact, the Harry Potter series (speficially HPatPoA)

Movies:
The even Star Trek movies (my favorite Star Trek movie is Galaxy Quest), Kill Bill, any Christopher Guest film, any Hayao Miyazaki film.

TV Shows:
My favorite TV show right now is Steven Universe. Past that, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, Arrested Development, Leverage, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, Adventure Time

Music:
I have...unusual...taste in music.

Food:
Bad Chinese food, good chicken noodle soup, or a nice club sandwich. (I'm making myself hungry.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My smartphone
My car
Family
Friends
Good headphones
Diet soda
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
zombie apocalypse preparation, building out my home cinema, my next crazy photo safari
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winding down from work with a movie, or hanging out with my wife or friends. (Sometimes both.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've watched and enjoyed all 4 seasons of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. (But please, don't call me a brony.)
You should message me if
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you want to say hi, or something in my profile piqued your interest. Basically the same reason you would message anyone on OKCupid...?