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lasagnaman

26 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), LISP (Okay), Latin (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I eat extroverts and poop introverts. I lift martinis, drink deadlifts, and love travelling to meet new people and form new connections. I'm GGG, poly, and kinky.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Desperately trying to leave the ivory tower of Academia for the coal mines of Silicon Valley and Wall St.

Edit Dec 2013: Made it into Silicon Valley! Will be moving to SF Feb 1! So excited!

When I'm not programming or thinking about math, I lift, swing dance, and sing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking rice in a rice cooker
Vacuuming meat off of Chicken feet
Paying my bills online and updating the relevant spreadsheets while drunk, then not having any recollection of this the following morning

I'm really bad at

Cooking rice in a pot
Smoking
Rainbow Road while high
Chess
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I do an extremely good extrovert impression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't watch too much TV; some series that I've followed over the years include How I Met Your Mother, FMA: Brotherhood, and BACCANO!. And FRIENDS.

Shakespeare is a master wordsmith and I want him to impregnate me with his wit. I also read "Thinking, Fast and Slow" by Kahneman recently, which I found extremely relevant to our daily lives in this day and age.

I like a mix of classic rock and more modern type things. My recent karaoke hits include Call Me Maybe, Need You Now, Africa, Only the Good Die Young, and Smooth Criminal.

I will kick your ass at Mario Kart 64. Or SSB64. Or StarFox 64. But probably not at Goldeneye.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a cast-iron skillet (and fire to heat it with)
rope
0-indexed arrays (fuck you VBA)
lifting chalk
leather soles (suede will do in a pinch)
colorful tank tops

I used to have hair ties on this list but I just got a haircut in June so.....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How cats can land on their feet without violating conservation of angular momentum.

EDIT: holy shit apparently this is how
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for good beijing duck. (Now that I'm in SF, looking for Mexican food that isn't an embarrassment (and also for good beijing duck).)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch "The Secret Life of an American Teenager" as bonding time with my sister.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you just moved to SF and are as confused about the sky water (and moving air) as I am.

If you are GGG and would enjoy the the banter and company of another similarly minded person.
Bonus points if you've ever had a FWB situation that did not end in awkwardness.

If you like cats.

If you want to get ice cream on a hot summer day, or go swing dancing in a crowded speakeasy, or enjoyed the evocative imagery of the first two conjuncts.