I feel like just putting "misandrist" in this section won't do the trick, so...

A friend once told me I attract weird people and awkward situations, and I told her that pretty much sums up my life. Please don't message me asking me for an example of one of these situations or people though, because then it will put me under too much pressure and stuff and I'll just end up not saying anything so yeah.

Oh, and if you're a female wondering why I've visited your profile, I do that when I'm bored, and I don't mind having friendly chats with females too, aha.

Talking about politics irritates me, especially (only) when males do it, sorry.
I see a positive correlation between how obsessed a guy is with communism and how much of a dickhead he is too.
Also, if all you ever talk about is music, I can't see us getting along either, sorry again. Same goes for crazy atheists (chill, just the crazy ones).

I like talking to people I find pretentious because I find it entertaining to humour them. I never take a word these people say seriously though, and I hope they do the same with me. Actually, I don't think anyone at all should take anything I say seriously.

Sweet food and meat are overrated.

I look older in real life than I do in my pictures.

I can also speak Sylheti (okay) but that's not an option to put down (I'm not sure if its 'officially' 'counted' as a language, that may be why) so I feel like just putting it out there here.

I sound a bit sarcastic but that's because I am, but at the same time I'm still really nice and a right laugh and all that, don't worry.

Just gonna self promote here a bit:
www.joli-en-rose.tumblr.com
Twitter - @arandas_gal
Snapchat - skinny_minnie96

A levels - Maths, French, History, RE
Only taking Maths to make myself look smart. But when I get things right I do get quite excited. And it really upsets me when I don't know the answers to equations, so I suppose that shows I have a deep, underlying, subconscious love for it. Yeah, French is a passion of mine. Sometimes I enjoy History. Taking RE for a laugh.

Trying and failing at looking for a part time job. I feel I should be hired because I am actually really polite and a little on the smarter side too, if I say so myself.

Not being able to cook.
Adding two and two together (not literally, but that too, I suppose).
Procrastinating.
Falling over.
Reading too much into things.
Embarrassing myself.
Tolerating physical pain.
Internet stalking people.

My eye for fashion innit

Book - Lucky by Alice Sebold.
Also, just putting it out there, an added quirk of mine is that if you ask me if I've read a certain book, I will most likely very quickly and sneakily read the summary online and then reply with "yes".
Films - Pretty in Pink, The Breakfast Club, American Beauty
Shows - Pretty Little Liars, 90210, Glee
Music - don't really have favourites, but a few I like are Arctic Monkeys, Hoodie Allen, Kids In Glass Houses
Food - Lasagne (duh). Actually, most things Italian, most things Eastern Asian

Socks
Slippers (my feet get really cold ok)
Internet
Knowledge
iPhone (yep, iPhone wanker)
Intuition

Michael Aranda, but he either doesn't know me/ignores me so it's okay for me to name drop
*edit* He tweeted me guys, I made it.

Taking a bubble bath and wut

I cant choose between the fact I shop at Claire's Accessories, and that my French probably isn't actually "okay", but "poor". Sigh.

You have facial hair or you're cynical.
If you're going to ask me if I watch Dr. Who, it's a no, in advance.
Apparently I reply "very selectively", but I think that's only because I seem to exclusively get messages that are too weird, creepy or awkward for me to be able to find anything to say back. So as long as you don't do any of those things, please, feel free to message! :) (please, I need to know that some fairly normal, or at least sane, people like me too)