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laserhighfive

39 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My real self-summary is amazing, it's a three act play and there's a flame-thrower at one point and there's drama and a mystery and a complicated fight choreagraphy and Thai food and the people in the first three rows have to sign a disclamer about the possible flame throwing. But obviously I can't use that self-summary here. For security. So instead: Hi.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work a full time job. I like to write. I like to draw but I'm not very good at it. I walk a lot. It took a lot of courage for me to finally take the decision to lose my hair (most people, as you know, fail myserably at it and are stuck with their hair forever, like smelly circus freaks), and also a lot of time, but I've finally done it and I couldn't be prouder of having achieved that. It takes a lot of concentration, you have to be good at it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at reading half a page and then forgetting that half page and re-reading it again and then one more time just to be sure.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm obsequious, purple and clairvoyant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite movie is probably Raiders of the lost ark, followed closely by Casablanca and 1933 King Kong. Some directors I like: Tarantino, Speilberg, Edgar Wright, Joe Cornich, Wes Anderson, Rian Johnson, the Coens, the Wachowskis, Scorsese. There's a lot more. I love cinema. I think my favorite bands are Arcade Fire, My Bloody Valentine and Stereolab. Again, I could list a lot more. I read comics a lot, I love Brian K Vaughan, Brian Lee O'Malley and Garth Ennis. In terms of regular books I've been reading Dashiel Hammet lately. Finished The Thin Man which might be the best book I've read all year. Reading Red Harvest now...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: My amazing talent for counting.
6: Noodles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies and books and music.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home after work, reading or watching a movie or maybe playing Mario Bros.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was too legit to quit but, while no one was watching, I quit anyways. Also I was supposed to go jogging this evening but instead I updated my ok cupid profile writting a bunch of high-larious things and now my belly is, like, "fuck you, dude".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you want to message me. If you DON'T want to message me, then by all means do not do it. I'll understand. ALSO: if you like my profile, don't just click on 4 or 5 stars or whatever, because I don't pay for anything around here so ok Cupid will just tell me that someone liked me but not who. So you need to message me. If you're shy just say "Hi", that's one word. Shy people can totally manage that, right? I'll take it from there, promise.