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35 • M • Tampa, FL
- Last Online
- Aug 17
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
- Aries, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from two-year college
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Has dogs
- English (Fluently)
I perform stand up comedy at small gigs and local open mics several nights a week and it is very important to me so I'm looking for someone very independant who is ok with being together only a few times per week, or loves stand up comedy enough to go with me... a lot. I mostly do it because it's fun, but it's starting to pay a little and I'm thinking about turning it into a career. I was recently accepted into a professional comedy troupe called Smart Comedy and I'll be doing more shows with them in the near future. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to travel and do gigs in other cities. Traveling is something I've always wanted to do, but haven't had much opportunity for.
If you'd like to see some of my work, including the source of my screen name, you can check me out at FreedComedy.com
I know, shameless self promotion, that's what happens when you mix a business degree with the performing arts.
The Mercedes Thompson and Alpha and Omega series by Patricia Briggs. I love wolves and these are werewolf novels very similar in style to Anne Rice From start to finish, I could not put down the Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones) series. I also just finished the Hunger Games trilogy and really connected with it. It was quite the emotional roller coaster, especially the first and third one. I know, I'm a little late to jump on that band wagon, but at least I got there, right?
The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Sean of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Paul, At World's End, The Princess Bride, Braveheart, Holy Grail, Life of Brian, The Pest, A Knight's Tale, Labyrinth, etc.
WHOVIAN I'm a big fan of Dr Who and Torchwood. Currently, I'm also into Mythbusters, Ghost Mine, TOSH.O, South Park, Family Guy, Warehouse 13, The 100, and Marvel Agents of Shield. Game of Thrones is absolutely amazing. The new Defiance is looking pretty good too. I loved Stargate (all 3), Firefly, Lost, Merlin, Eureka, and the best series of all time, Battlestar Galactica. I'm not really a TV junkie, but I'm loyal to my favorites that get saved on my DVR until I find time for them.
I'm all over the map, country, jazz, hip hop, rock, you name it. If it is quality music, I will enjoy it regardless of the genre.
My favorites are Depeche Mode, Andrea Bocelli, Frank Sinatra, Nickelback (yes I still like them, despite the haters), and David Guetta. I like a lot of local and transient music too. 5 Pound Trigger, Applebutter Express, The Bawdy Boz, Betty Fox, Drop n Pick up, Meredith Marsh, Israa Kahn. I see lots of great musicians at the open mics I attend.
For food, I am a meatitarian. Vegetables are condiments and sides, not food.
2) freedom of speech
5) my 15 year old mini dachshund, Maggie
6) My Droid phone, not iphone because I'm not a pretentious hipster
Mostly, I'm always on the lookout for new material and thinking about what I'm going to write next. I'd also like to put my Business degree to use some day and I'm thinking up new entrepreneurial ideas.
I also want to do a flashmob chippendales style strip tease to LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" in a break away tuxedo over a wookie costume.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 25–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
If you also want a laser squirrel. Together we can make it happen.
If you can answer the following question.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
If Starbuck, to you, is a bad ass viper pilot, not a misspelled brand of over priced coffee.
You should not message me if you think Ayn Rand is a respectable philosopher. Trust me, we won't get along.
One more thing, Please don't rate my profile 4 or 5 stars just because you think it's funny. This is a dating sight and that's what I'm looking for. It makes for very confusing and awkward conversations.
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