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lashner

34 M Kansas City, MO

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
** This profile was updated on January 27, 2014. **

This just asked me to integrate Instagram. Sure. Why not. It's little slice-'o-life that I use pretty regularly. Then I realized something. Without the titles my photos make very little sense.
What I’m doing with my life
Common occurrences in my recent life:
- reacquainting myself with River Market & Downtown
- learning Midtown/Crossroads (my job is there)
- really trying to be good at my job
- learning how to play Magic the Gathering
- hanging out with my other single friend
- playing some video games
- talking to my cats like people
- spending too much time on Reddit
I’m really good at
- learning board games
- talking to people
- creative problem solving
- staying calm
- computers/internet
- breaking stereotypes
- having a laugh at the situation
- embracing awkward silences
- listening to dubstep for hours
- pop culture and various trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
Grey hair. Yup. Like and old man. They started showing up when I was 15 and never really stopped. Sometimes I forget about it because I keep my head shaved. Every once in a while I let it grow out. Always a bad choice. Mostly because I don't know what to do with it.

After having written this paragraph I realize that most people probably don't notice my hair first. Who notices a guy's hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tv
Adventure Time
Doctor Who
The Walking Dead
Cosmos
Top Gear
Earth 2
Firefly
Game of Thrones
Archer

Movies
A Clockwork Orange (go ahead and say most Kubrick films)
Star Wars
Batman (take your pick)
Wes Anderson flicks

You know what...this is hard. I *really* like movies and will watch and enjoy just about anything. It's not a cop out. I promise. If I tell you Blue Brothers is my favorite movie where does that leave 2001? They are both brilliant movies. Or what about some campy comedy? The movie isn't great but the experience of watching it is.

Music:
Spotify Profile

Food:
A willingness to try and experience all types of food, cooking, and restaurants. From fine dining to street vendors.

Fuck it! We'll do it live!!
I'm going off-script here. The internets - and computers - are how I make my living and as such I get a majority of my - well everything - that way. I'm going to list things on the internet that I like.

- reddit.com
- Google [and all associated products like gMail and Chrome]
- Flickr
- MetaFilter [and their sister sites]
- Nyan Cat
- BitTorrents
- Macs
- Lenovo ThinkPad z61t [it has a thumbprint scanner!]
- Galaxy Note (first Android phone)
The six things I could never do without
1: A positive attitude.
2: Internet access.
3: Water bottle.
4: A good dive bar.
5: An adorable kitty kat.
6: Input.

BONUS ROUND!!!!!

The following list contains thinks I enjoy, but do not require:

- puns
- funny pictures from the internet
- a good solid drunk with my close friends
- a really bad movie to make fun of (MST3K-style])
- a problem to solve
- holding hands [yeah, I went all awwww on you]
- talking to my cats like they are human
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Right now? Where my job will take me? Not physically, but professionally. I'm usually not really this way but I think I found a home for the foreseeable future. The place is riddled with brilliant people and being around them has inspired me to push myself in all aspects of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Do you really want to know?

Okay. You asked for it.

Staying in and playing video games or watching something on Netflix with the other single guy in my group of friends

Correlation does not imply causation.

I've stopped going out just for the sake of going out. It would usually be my friends and I bullshitting anyway and we can do that without paying a bar for the privilege.

What have you been doing on Friday nights? Let's do something fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the type of guy that kicks a dropped ice cube under the fridge. Water evaporates, right?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
There is no if.

Wait...

Too forward?

Probably.

You should message me if you would like to chat and go on some type of date. Why else would you message me? We're on a dating site...