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lastmangoinparis

26 M Grand Rapids, MI

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
They say to start your profile out with a witty, clever opening sentence to draw the reader in. They say to be unique and to stand out, to focus on the positive. They say to only talk about the positive, don't say anything self-deprecating, anything that might give a girl a reason not to date you. They say it's a numbers game, and that you want to draw in as many people as you can.

I say, "Fuck that."

I'm not perfect, and you're not either, but maybe we can hit it off.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I'm working in a factory, helping out my grandparents, and coaching soccer. I'm not sure if any of those are great long-term career options, but they give me something to do and put a little bit money in my pocket while I'm trying to figure it all out.
I’m really good at
I think I'm pretty good at playing soccer. I'm very good at taking standardized tests, but I think that part of my life is behind me. I've been told by some that I'm a good writer. You can judge for yourself if I've written this profile particularly well. I'm definitely not good sleeping; I find myself awake at odd hours of the night fairly often.
The first things people usually notice about me
A recent survey of ten strangers revealed "Who are you?" and "Why are you talking to me?" as the top results when asked what they first noticed about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I used to have long lists written here, but I realized that I never read anyone else's long lists of movies and music, so i've tried to cut each category down to just a few things. Ask me if you want to talk more about movies, music, TV shows, etc.

Music: Flogging Molly, Bob Dylan, Jimmy Buffett, The Streets, the Kings of Leon.

Books: Harry Potter, Ender's Game, American Gods, How Soccer Explains the World, 1984, Snow Crash

Movies: Cool Runnings, Star Wars, The Man from Earth, Powers of Ten, Swingers

Food: Tacos, Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Soccer: It's my first true love and the one thing I'm really passionate about. I don't know what I'd do without it.

Something to write with: I love to write. If I can't write down my thoughts, they get all bottled up in my head and drive me crazy.

My dog: OK, that's probably not true, but I do love my dog Addie, so I had to mention her in here somewhere. She's a weimaraner and the pretty dog I've ever met.

Time and space to myself: I'm generally a pretty intoverted person. I love hanging out with my family and friends, but at some point, I need to be alone and recharge my batteries. I'm not someone who can be available 24/7.

Something warm: I'm always cold. You'll never catch me outside skiing or ice skating, because they're too cold.

Soccer: It's so important I thought I should list it twice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Soccer. Philosophy. Math. Plots to take over the world. Books I should write.
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe out at a movie. Maybe at a party with some friends. Maybe out with the guys having a drink. Maybe just chilling at home watching TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My life hasn't gone according to plan.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to talk about philosophy. Or soccer. Or movies. Or you're just bored. Or you like me. Or I've randomly been viewing your profile. I probably like you but don't know what to say.

Most of us guys don't get a lot of unsolicited messages, so it makes us feel special if you send us one. You should.