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lastnoblebeast

26 Chagrin Falls, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:04pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, Pacific Islander, White, Other
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A true monster looking for things monsters can really only fantasize about, for such things are out of our realms. Keep that in mind, it'll be important later kinda. Yes I'm a monster, a true monster. Not a knockoff that people label monster, I was born with the possibility of becoming a monster, my home life and family members brought out the best part of me. And now that I have been thoroughly fucked up, normal shit people take for granted are out of my reach and understanding. It's not some dumb act, like emo and goth kids. I am what I am, whether it's believed or not. What I am doesn't require the validation of others or their opinions to be true, it's my daily life. Which I often loath at times, given the sheer lack of things I can't feel or understand. And the extent of self hate I go through after a failed relationship because of what I don't feel and understand. Shits not easy but that's me, complicatedly simple and infinitely misunderstood because no one can listen. Everyone always has an assumption or two and doesn't listen to a single warning I give, then they get in too far and can't handle it. Which only wastes both our time, too busy not listening to listen I guess. And I'm tired of playing the back and forth sentence games, where I tell them I am and they say that I'm not. Over and over, so sure of themselves it's stupid. So I won't be doing that anymore, I'll prolly just ignore the guys that do that in a convo.

I don't know love, I don't feel anything connection wise for many people, I literally can't care about a great many things, there's nothing posative about me, I'm dangerous, I lack interest in many things, and wish I were dead or that someone would kill me. That's the fate of monsters and I really couldn't care less if you understand that or not or if you like me. Monsters aren't things people like anyways, monsters are to be feared, hated, and despised. I'd say killed but you humans are far to emotionally weak and lack the fortitude to do so, I'd love a fight to the death
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In ohio currently working as an STNA, planning on going back to South Carolina in the near future
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making and wielding weapons, the bigger and heavier the better. Breaking past my limits, surpassing other people's expectations. Surprising myself and others with what I can do, not giving two flying fucks about anything
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look right through you, you can thank my immediate indifference towards you for that. I don't mean to do it on purpose that's just how it is, tho recently someone described my gaze as "looking at him with disgust" so I don't know lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
manga, nature, art, porn although i dont think porn counts as a book of intellectual reading.
syfy, horror, comedy, documentaries, cartoons and yaoi for movies and shows.
salads and certain things
I like a lot of random mismatched music, random songs from all over that I've heard and like from opera to techno
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Violence
Violence
Violence
Violence
weapons
Creativity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Can anyone love a monster? Who can love a monster? Thinking about death and hoping I get terminal cancer or killed
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working for like 2 dollars cuz I don't get paid enough, that's for damn sure
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty insecure about certain areas on my body.
I'm trying to love myself, while at the same time trying to figure out what love is. I used to hate myself for a long time, I'd find all my short comings and fixate on those. Until I realized that I'm the only one that I truely have, that I'm the only one I can truely rely on. It was a total mind fuck and ultimately started a total paradigm shift. I'm still very negative and I care not for overly positive people cuz that shit is annoying and not realistic
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you got this far congrats, I don't know why you wasted your time tho.

For those "straight" guys that view my profile, count your blessings I'm gay. My tongue would have all the bitches, and you'd be stuck with your hand. Be jealous, that's obviously what you're thinking when you view my profile 2-4 times in one week

If you can answer this question "who could love a monster?"

Some of you may think I'm an asshole, a dick, a douche bag, and you'd be right for the most part. But hey, I don't think of you at all! cuz you're not worth the time

98% of humans are worthless to me and devoid of value, I regard them with indifference. 1% should just die or be killed. The remaining 1% are those that catch my interest and have some value.