Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I got my palm read for $5 in New York once. It was after midnight
and she was filing her nails as I walked in. The mystic took her
chewing gum out to talk with me. Professional, like. I would say
that she had a $5 insight into my deepest reaches, correctly
predicting that I like travel and am skeptical about the efficacy
of crystal balls.
For no extra dollars, these are some hobbies, interest and things I
think are 👍:
>theatre & dance & opera & art & design &
>walking up hills, staring down dales
>discos, discos, discos
>growing my own veg
>trying to navigate the Bristol cycle paths without dying
>fancy dress/fancy dresses
>post rock & hip hop & lots else
>fake tattoos & real tattoos
>wanderlust & wondering lost (often a causal
>reading chunky novels
>fiction writing for fun and factual writing for fun and for my
>feminism and equality causes
>my job with an international poverty and environmental
The little personality descriptor on my profile says I'm energetic,
compassionate and outgoing and that I'm not spiritual or
aggressive. All those things seem accurate. OkCupid has made an
excellent $0 psychic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Poorly planned tourism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kazou Ishiguro; John Fowles; Jim Crace; Agatha Christie; Posy
Simmonds; Leo Tolstoy; Gabriel Garcia Marquez; Jilly Copper; Ernest
Hemingway; Daphne DuMaurier; Ian McEwan; Graham Greene; Angela
Carter; Roald Dahl short stories
Truly, Madly, Deeply; The Fall; The Three Colours Trilogy; All
About My Mother; All About Eve; My Life As A Dog; Empire Records;
Mean Girls; Orlando; Enternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Wire; Deadwood; The West Wing; Question Time; Pushing Daisies;
The Killing (the Danish series); Mad Men; State of Play; The Crow
Road; Our Friends in the North; Perfect Strangers; anything Ken
Burns; somethings Adam Curtis
Under Milk Wood; A Doll's House; Collaborators; Peter Grimes (I
mainly like all those ones at the Brewery and the Old Vic Studio
and the Wardrobe that are on twice and then disappear)
Joni Mitchell; Nick Drake; GSYBE; 65 Days of Static; Mogwai; !!!;
Blood Orange; Blackalicious; De La Soul; Arrested Development; Kate
Bush; Take That; David Bowie; Roni Size; Stravinsky; Philip Glass;
TV on the Radio; Abba; Joanna Newsom; Jeffrey Lewis
Ethiopian; Indian; Thai (anything spicy I can eat with my hands)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
snogging; the last olive; swear words; a cavalier attitude to road
safety; terrified running (see former); dancing round my kitchen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Holy, holy fuck this water is fucking cold. What the fuck just
floated past me? Just a leaf. Phew. Why did I even get into this
bit of sea/lido/pond? Oh buggery, my brain's freezing, I can't even
remember which water I'm in. I'm so fucking cold I'm getting
metatextual. Right, La Travi Aren't Ya, gird yourself woman. You
are Ellie Simmonds, you are Rebecca Adlington, you are Virginia
Woolf. No. No. No. You are NOT Virginia Woolf. You are a graceful,
yet powerful, mackerel.
... wait a minute... why are you getting out? You were just getting
started, you graceful mackerel, you!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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