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41 M Milton Keynes, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 2
Asian, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I find it annoying when people win an argument by using facts. It is like cheating.

I have a very sarcastic dry wit. Often you have to think about whether I have said something funny (I am also not doing a good job at selling myself).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a computer programmer at a small IT company. I like to play chess, keep fit (just enough so I don't develop more of a gut than I have already) and do geeky stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at everything exactly equally.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually don't have a head. I photoshopped one in because a headless torso tends to put people off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Generally science fiction/fact and horror.

Music (in no particular order, and not all of it): Radiohead, Alice In Chains, Foo Fighters, Korn, Orbital, Aphex Twin, Portishead, Massive Attack, The Japanese Popstars, Sepultura, Interpol, Pixies, Nirvana, Depeche Mode, Kasabian, Editors, Elbow, Blur, QOTSA.

As for food, I mostly like Indian, Mexican, Caribbean, Italian, Chinese and Japanese, but certainly willing to try out new cuisines.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 Mbps broadband (at least).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is it that some people consider your answer "unacceptable" (making it bright red), yet their answer is exactly the same?

This isn't taking into account questions which are structured so that you would expect the answer to be opposite. For example, the liking to receive massages as opposed to liking to give them.

Anyway, this is what I spend a lot time thinking about. It keeps me awake at night.

UPDATE: I have been kindly informed the mobile phone version of the application asks the question in a contextually different way to the web version. The OkC code doesn't seem to take this into account and sometimes has the result as described above. Therefore, it isn't necessarily the user's fault. I can sleep at night now. :)

Also, this quote by Douglas Adams:

Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, "This is an interesting world I find myself in - an interesting hole I find myself in - fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!" This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking about what is in the section "I spend a lot of time thinking about".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You mean "The most private thing that you are willing to not be private anymore"?
You should message me if
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You have ran out of other people to message, and you want to discuss what I am thinking about.

You don't (without irony) make my answer red when I say the Sun is bigger than the Earth.

When evaluating someone's profile which has a high match up percentage, I tend to check out their "Unacceptable Answers". If there is anything that is fundamentally the polar opposite to my views (in particular relating to religion and ethics) then it is a deal breaker. I recommend you do the same. It is often insightful to read the answers with explanations as well.

Currently have a lot going on and interested to meet new friends, but putting the dating on hold for the moment.