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26 M Brooklyn, NY

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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Graduated from university
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English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Breathe a breath of laughter and be serious for a second. Think about what's lacking in the world. Paint someone's face. Share a smile. When your eyes connect let language flutter into an explosion. Fill silence with color. Keep quiet while plummeting from space. And, of course, fly because you can't.

French and American but from Wales, an odd accent, left and right brain, left and center politics, pacifist fighter, tattooed white collar worker, world traveler, writer-cum-comedian-cum-improviser-cum-activist, most at home when not, tries to speak every language, makes fun of everything and everyone but takes everything and everyone seriously...

And now:


Falling hard in love for the first time - High School, 2004-2005
- Attained 'people don't understand our love' in standardized testing
- Outperformed phone bill portfolio, increasing debt pool to family's chagrin
- First pregnancy scare (no fetus, just a terrfied piss in a public restroom)

Being single and young and living at an international boarding school in the middle of nowhere - High school, 2005-2006
- Copied the keys to the pool for moonlit skinny dips
- Achieved suspension due to Lifeguard Party Summer Project
- Certificate in privacy management: several roommates, small room

Dating - College, 2006 - 2009
Majored in Mis-Communication Studies
- Emphasized accent with low loss ratio
- Lobbied for Grexit of frats from campus
- Outlier resulted in wasted time due to faulty due diligence
- Initiated credit default swap on dating, but then the market crashed and my stock plummeted in the eyes of investors.

Long distance relationship, 2009-2010
- Proficient at 'Sexy Skype'
- Excelled at cute notes
- Submitted collection of love/anguish poems to Sports Illustrated
- Coded own gross language
- Plotted city-wide treasure hunt
- Credited with over 3 surprise visits

Traveling relationship, 2010-2011
- Traveled to over 6 countries with partner
- Lived in a tent
- Keynote speaker at conference titled 'Thanksgiving with host family in Texas'

Intense whirlwind relationship, 2012
- Developed disaster relief plan
- Published white paper on 'don't date the mentally unstable'
- Achieved 3:1 laugh:cry ratio

Casual dating, 2012-present
- Internet
- Not internet
- Adhering to the maxim 'don't date twice unless you want to date thrice'

- Twice awarded 'Best Coffee-Beer combo on a First Date'
- Nominee for soonest 'Too soon?' joke
- Lifetime Achievement for STD Avoidance

- Rhymz
- Facepainting
- Bilingual in intimate whispering

- Recent double-dip recession in physical attractiveness due to rugby-induced broken nose (aka 'Raccoon Face')
- Accomplished 17 consecutive quarters of stubble

References available upon request.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Empowering female entrepreneurs with microfinance. Boom. Look us up. Grameen America.
I travel and learn languages and read and write and discuss and argue and I only drink white wine when we're all out of wine.
I mix realism with idealism, but have yet to create a super PAC for it.
I make the funny sometimes - improv, stand up, one-man shows, Dad-jokes.
Crossfit, Brooklyn Rugby.
I paint faces. It's the most joyful thing maybe ever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

I'm a thinka, and just so you get the gist,
I subscribe to the NYTimes and the Economist,
I'm pretty tough though, playin' a sport that's got me lookin' ugly,
Droppin' dimes and scorin' tries for Brooklyn Rugby,
You're either already bored or just started laughin',
At these super simple rhymes that I be craftin',
I'm confident but not egotistical - I'm no Krishna
But forgive me if I'm late to our date - I be haulin' my charisma.

OHHHHH SHIT, he did NOT just do that on an online dating site. New low? New high? Bored waiting for the B48?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm in the wrong bathroom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Arundhati Roy, Michael Lewis, Hunter S Thompson, Tom Wolfe, and Jack Kerouac.
Sarah Kane, Sarah Ruhl, Samuel Beckett, Tracy Letts, and Edward Albee.
ee cummings, Allen Ginsberg, Leonard Cohen, Wole Soyinka and Seamus Heaney.
Amelie, There Will Be Blood, The Departed, The Jungle Book, Le Diner de Cons.
The Wire. Breaking Bad. Mad Men. Freaks and Geeks. Party Down.
Black Keys, Macklemore, Immortal Technique, Jimi Hendrix, Portishead.
Goat cheese and Sandwiches (I'm a master).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Different languages.
Signed copy of Pocahontas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I should have said 'cum' that many times earlier.
The Economist, NY Times, WSJ, BBC.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Scratching the itch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Edward Snowden is my homie.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Some say that appetite is the best ingredient. Well, wit is the most potent aphrodisiac.

Also, be funny.