Howdy folks. Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, something witty and transcendental. If you'd like to understand my existential self let me know. Maybe we can find out what the hell I am together.

The prototypical balancing act of school, work, and holding together the shattered remains of what was once referred to as a personal life.

Talking good, learning, killing zombies, cooking, working with my hands, fighting crime, and being adorable.

I couldn't say. Send me a message telling me so I can build a consensus. Feel free to be as racist as you'd like.

Books would be: Ernie Hemingway (I call him Ernie because I'm cool like that), Daniel Quinn (changed my outlook on most aspects of life), Dickens, Cormac McCarthy, Jonathan Letham, Harry Crews-The Knockout Artist, Melvin Van Peebles- Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song (yes that is spelled correctly fellow grammar police), Craig Davidson-The Fighter, Jerry Stahl- Permanent Midnight, Hubert Selby Jr.-Last Exit to Brooklyn, Dennis Cooper-The Dream Police, Chuck Palahniuk, Kafka

Movies include but are not limited to: Deer Hunter, Primer, Memento, Blade Runner, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Gattaca,

Shows I download illegally are: Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Homeland, South Park, Game of Thrones, American Dad,

Music I also download illegally: Frightened Rabbit, Mitochondria, Nujabes, all the classic rock bands (Led Zepplin, ACDC, etc.),

1. The Sun
2. Our atmosphere
3. Water
4. Food
5. Shelter
6. Bacon

The best way to fill out a goddamn self summary. Progress has been minimal.

Not fighting crime as a masked vigilante...cause that would be crazy...what?

I use humor as a defense mechanism. Knock knock?