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laughingmax

49 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
First things first. On behalf of nice guys everywhere I want to apologize to all the ladies on this site for all the pigs that act like children. Many women have told me stories of their crude and lewd comments and behavior. It is a real shame. That being said I am a smart, funny, creative and passionate man. Free spirit, open minded and a shit load of fun. Love to laugh a joke around. Wear my heart on my sleeve. Living in the moment. Very much into spending time with my son. Family is important to me. Not perfect. But might be perfect for you. Hope to hear from a great woman with a heart of gold. Affection is primary. Humor wouldn't totally suck either.
What I’m doing with my life
Been asking myself that question for years now.lol. Trying to eat healthier and exercise.
Rebuilding. Expanding spritually. Pursuing dreams that were put on hold for too many years. Building strong intelligent relationships. Learning to be grateful. Playing music. Seeking bliss. Still holding out for true love!
I’m really good at
Listening, being a good friend, making others laugh, standing up for what's right, loyalty, compassion, playing guitar and singing, writing songs, cooking outstanding meals, joking around, communicating and showing affection, smooching and......
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Edward Rutherfurd or Graham Joyce. And David Sedaris from time to time. Of course Tolkien remains strong. Was just reading '"This wheel's is on fire", by Levon Helm.
Tommy Boy, Elf, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. And horror movies that have a plot. Almost anything on TED.com. or forbiddenknowledgetv.com. Of course the list could go on and on, but i am not interested in trying to impress with psuedo intellectual bullshit. There's enough of that crap on this site already.
Music is too extensive to explain. Lately, I've been into alternative country. NOT to be confused with pop country at all. They ARE NOT the same thing. Google it. I have a very wide and ecclectic taste. I don't like mainstream pop, what they call RnB (it isn't) or stupid rap. I WILL jam to hip hop if it is intelligent and purposefull. Ray Davies is the man for sure. If you know who he is then half the battle is won. I grew up on 70's punk rock, New Wave and ska. As well as the traditional rock n roll bands.
Staple Singers, The Clash, Pistols, Stranglers, Blind Boys of Alabama, Alison Krauss and The dixie Chics have special places in my soul. Again the list goes on.
The six things I could never do without
My Son!
Good luvin!
Interesting people.
Twisted humor.
Spicy Food.
Music!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My new plan of attack, songs to write, places I would like to visit some day, this year's chosen destination, potential punchlines, the meaning of life, space aliens, what YOU are like!
and of course.....What else do men think about?
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing I do every night, Pinky.......
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an extra test.....I mean I'm an extraterrestrial.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you owe me money. You want to meet a genuine nice guy with a big heart that will make you laugh until you pee your pants. . You have a positive and romantic outlook on life. You want to go cause some trouble and have fun. If I do send you a note please do the courtesy of sending one back letting me know if you may be interested or not. It's only the polite thing to do.

Don't Message me if you think OK cupid profiles are the ultimate authority on romance. I like to meet someone and look them in the eye before I make those decisions.