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LaughLifeAway

27 F Spring, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Former motor city resident misplaced [clap-clap-clap-clap] deep in the heart of Texas. Is everywhere the heart of Texas? I swear that is how it seems! I guess Houston is more the armpit of Texas. Sick burn!

Anyway.. I'm a cupcake baking cuddle-enthusiast with a tendency to laugh at everything. I appreciate the occasional poorly told joke. I am extremely outspoken yet always open to hear another opinion. I'm a lexical linguist with an appreciation for awesome alliterations. My spirit animal is probably a hummingbird.

I spent a ton of my childhood watching the Disney channel in between trying just about every activity out there. Through that, I've become a Jackie of all trades with a well honed sense of humor akin to your middle-aged Uncle. (More Joey than Jesse, sadly.) I try to find magic in everything!
What I’m doing with my life
I am doing things, mostly for the sake of misadventure. Also drinking a ton of tea and eating too much sugar.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at finding fun in the little things. Remembering minuscule details. Also making punny cards, planning surprises, teaching dance, eating chocolate ice cream, and cuddling all of the puppies.

I'm really bad at not collecting stray dogs to try and find their owners.
The first things people usually notice about me
I will talk to anyone, no matter who they are. I love meeting new people!

Or maybe the amount I talk with my hands. Conversations are interpretive dances to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is Anthem by Ayn Rand. Even though I hate Ayn Rand.
Honorable mentions include: Eating Animals by Jonathon Safran Foer, Harry Potter, Stiff by Mary Roach, The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls, Night by Elie Wiesel, Time and Again by Jack Finney, and The Other Boleyn Girl by Phillipa Gregory. Also, Roald Dahl was the man.

My favorite movie is Love Actually. Honorable mentions include: Just about any Disney movie, Bridesmaids, 500 Days of Summer, Inception, and I Love You Man.

Lost and Full House are the best TV shows of all time. I'm sure they share a lot of the same demographic. Also Weeds.

I listen to things and stuff. Elton John, John Legend, The Black Keys, Zac Brown Band, The Beatles, She & Him, Dave Matthews, George Jones, Jay Z, and Bruno Mars. I know all of the words to Juicy J's epic hit "Slob on my Knob."

My favorite food is Swedish Fish. I am a vegetarian and my favorite non-candy food is hummus. I will eat it on almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
...is a sentence fragment. Here are things I find neat:

Dresses- I only have to pick out one article of clothing for an entire day? Done.

97.9 The Box old school hip hop mix- Sometimes you need to hear "Check Yoself" while you eat lunch.

Google- My most recent search: "location of dolphin teets."

A ton of bobby pins- usually scattered throughout my life.

Detroit sports- Go Red Wings!

Incorrigible optimism- Go Lions!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where in the world are Aladdin's nipples?

How can I create a portmanteau or pun out of something that was just said? Punmanteaus, if I'm lucky.

Do Dunkaroos still exist? Because I need some.

Will I ever get my soul back from Apple? Will they at least market an iSoul?

Finally, is it time for Christmas music yet?
On a typical Friday night I am
Baking an array of sugary deliciousness. Binge watching Netflix. Possibly wearing footy pajamas. Probably snuggling a dog. Finding all of the wrong people on the Internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think underwear is for chumps!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You have a good joke to add to my repertoire.
-You want to speak Spanish with me.
-You're a fan of the Oxford comma.
-You know what I mean when I say "Fire up Chips!" Without Google!
-You have extensive knowledge of internet memes.
-You are Jimmy Fallon.
-You dig consensual non-monogamy.
-You like piña coladas and not getting caught in Polio outbreak.

Finally, I get that you think it's cool that I'm sex positive. I think it's cool that you are too, but if all you have to offer me is a weenie (even if it's a nice one,) I'm not particularly interested. Those are pretty easy to come by! [Ba dum tsssss...]