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laughlivelove111

37 M Charlotte, NC

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
May 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish, Italian

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im a healthy mix between Kaiser Soze, Marla Singer, and God. Law school in Charlotte. I either sleep with a strobe light on or standing up with my eyes open. Seems like everyone woman I meet has a boyfriend. So here I am. Hi. I'm the real deal. Smart, funny, eccentric. Ambitious. Intellectually stimulating. Sexy. ME. Well I'm witty smart and funny. I Play a mean game of chess and can rock a dance floor like its nobodies business. Nothing to lose, no fear, and everything to gain. WORK HARD. PLAY HARDER !!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Never betray someone who knows how to make voodoo dolls. I'm in Law School. Studying law. Lovin my friends and family. Gettin creative. Being awesome. burning an effigy for the planetary alignment 122112 was awesome

If I'm dead come to my funeral. But if I'm not, you should Definetly come party with me. Cause I'm kind of allot of fun, but right now I have to study immigration law cause I can't wait to be a lawyer and shit. and I have to go to the gym and I just ran 4 miles, but if I'm dead you should Definetly come to my funeral because my friends are a lot of fun and they fuck around for real and it will be a party no doubt. But don't have my funeral in a church, The Lord knows me and holy water do not get along. Do it on the beach and make my casket a surfboard. And push me out into the ocean Dead and drunk. And then lightning will strike and set me on fire like a savage. And whatever you do do not stop partying. That's all you really have in this life. The connections you make with other people you meet. And there will be some really cool motherfuckers at my funeral cause my friends are awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wearing a straight jacket. And Making people laugh, smile, and inspiring people
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's unfair that nobody gets to have as much fun as me. No one believes me when I tell them I'm actually quite boring. Ugh!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Book. Straying off the path by Armitage Shanks.

This song breaks my heart:

When I'm alone
I dream on the horizon
and words fail;
yes, I know there is no light
in a room where the sun is absent,
if you are not with me.
At the windows
show everyone my heart
which you set alight;
enclose within me
the light you
encountered on the street.

I'll go with you,
to countries I never
saw and shared with you
now, yes, I shall experience them.
I'll go with you
on ships across seas
which, I know
no, no ,exist no longer;
with you I shall experience them.

When you are far away
I dream on the horizon
and words fail,
and, yes, I know
that you are with me;
you, my moon, are here with me,
my sun, you are here with me.

I'll go with you
to countries I never
saw and shared with you,
now, yes, I shall experience them.
I'll go with you
on ships across seas
which, I know,
no, no, exist no longer;
with you I shall experience them again.
I'll go with you
on ships across the seas
which, I know,
no, no, exist no longer;
with you I shall experience them again.
I'll go with you,
I with you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could never do without boredom. Thank god it exists. You simply cannot put a price on loyalty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to house train and domesticate zombies. What The poster of Rasputin that the Dr. Of Philosophy had on his wall in that song "closer to fine" looks like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I left my umbrella at Bistro LaBon. I finally got it back and I use it allot cause it was a gift from my best friend. Sometimes I use it indoors too
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It's really not private. I built an alien landing platform in Philly a couple years ago
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want something more out of life. I'm looking for my soulmate. A deeper connection. Someone to grow with. Build a life with. Someone who wants to learn how to surf with me.

DISCLAIMER. I AM VERY REAL. I'M ODDLY ECCENTRIC AND IF U ACTUALLY BELIEVE I CANT LIVE WITHOUT BOREDOM, THEN YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN UP.