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laundrybrig

27 M Melbourne, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Medium-flying TV game show host with a passion for booth seating. Originally from Adelaide, now living in Melbourne. Am fantastic. Have references.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making a TV game show (seriously). Panelling radio. Writing comedy. Enjoy a lovely tea or coffee, maybe the occasional flip through a complimentary newspaper at a café or airport.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Commitment & changing myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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An aura of competence/the hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music - 80s new wave. eg, Devo, Tears for Fears, The Human League, Depeche Mode, Eurythmics, Phil Collins, Howard Jones, Talking Heads, New Order, Pet Shop Boys, Gary Numan, The B-52's.

Movies - Back to the Future Part 2, Man on the Moon, Contact, Terminator 2, Stanley Kubrick, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.

TV - Mad Men, Breaking Bad, The Simpsons (1990-97), most things with Shaun Micallef in it, Star Trek, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, The Wire, Air Crash Investigations.

Food - Indian, Italian.

Books - Prefer to write, rather than read.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My pen.
Hairbrush.
The Internet.
Water.
Sound hearing.
Vision.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Society.
The art of comedy.
The art of women.
Family.
The cosmos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Panelling a radio show for profit / Chillin'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
All my hilarious secrets are already public. I'm saving the rest for my autobiography.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm actually only looking for strings. Strings with no sex attached, preferably. So if you're looking for someone to lend you money, pick you up from the airport or help you move heavy furniture... I'm your guy!