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lauprofile

30 Montreal, Quebec, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:21pm
Orientation
Straight, Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I figured I could try this thing before I end up becoming a crazy cat lady or something. Well... I'm still pretty sure you'll see me in a few years screaming gibberish and throwing cats at people.

I speak mostly French (Québécois). Why did I write this whole thing in English then? I'm not sure haha, maybe because the questions were in English? Someone bilingual would be ideal though. I don't like dubbed versions of things!

I'm a little shy at first, but once you get to know me, I can be a lot of fun... yeah... I don't know how to write these things without sounding cliché.

If you're looking for a girl who has a positive outlook on life and always has a smile on her face, then you have not found her at all!

My friends say I'm funny. But then again I hang out with morons.

... J'aime ça dire d'la marde.

I like fancy beers and food (fancy or not). I like spending time with my friends and meeting new people, but I do need and enjoy my alone time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sell beers for a living and for fun, and I'm a student. Both part time.

I like watching Netflix, playing boardgames, drinking beer, walking around, bicycle rides, hanging out in the sun... I also try to run 2 or 3 times a week, I want to lose a bit of weight. But until then, I'm hoping to find someone who doesn't mind my beer belly. (Beer, the cause and solution to all of my problems.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating
Karaoké
Rock band (hey it's still fun!)
Parallel parking (I can even drive a stick :P)
Imitating Garth from Wayne's world
STUFF
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Half sleeves, piercings, hair, AWESOME BEAUTY...alright maybe not. Shoes? I know I always look at shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
90's Alternative rock all the way, man! But I do like more recent stuff too. Some of my favorites: Nirvana, Green Day, Weezer, NIN, No Doubt, Smashing Pumpkins, Our Lady Peace, System of a down, Metallica, Thrice, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Metric, Muse, AFI, No use for a name, Rise Against, Black keys, Hole and of course anything Dave Grohl does but especially the Foo Fighters. I don't like any obscure metal band, like people often seem to think I would. :P

Tv shows: The last man on Earth, Brooklin 9-9, Better call Saul, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Parks & Recreations, Louie, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, How I met your mother, The Big Bang Theory, New Girl, Community, The Office, Seinfeld, Friends, Scrubs, Gilmore Girls, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Bob's burgers... I love comedies a lot...

As for food, I like most of it. But I don't eat meat except for fish/seafood. But I don't care what other people eat and I expect the same from them. Anyway. I especially love sushi. And poutine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
My friends
My cats
Diet pepsi
Beer/alcohol
My iphone/the internet
TV
Tea
YEAH that's more than six things, what are you going to do about it?!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My life, my choices, the future, the past, the present... What my next ink could be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to have fun. Most of the time, drinking with the people I love. And then getting laid! Ha... no, not typically. I never get laid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a Hello Kitty snuggie.
You should message me if
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If you wanna chat, get to know each other a little before meeting... I probably won't message you first, I'm shy.

And please don't take it the wrong way if I don't answer! I just don't wanna waste my time or yours... fair enough, right?