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lauprofile

30 F Montreal, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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So I figured I could try this thing before I end up becoming a crazy cat lady or something. Well... I'm still pretty sure you'll see me in a few years screaming gibberish and throwing cats at people.

I speak mostly French (Québécois là là). My written English is alright, but I don't really like speaking it. What I'm trying to say here is you need to be fluent in French. Why did I write this whole thing in English then? I'm not sure haha, maybe because the questions were in English? Someone bilingual would be ideal though. I don't like dubbed versions of things!

I'm a little shy at first, but once you get to know me, I can be a lot of fun... yeah... I don't know how to write these things without sounding cliché. So this is how I'll sound!

If you're looking for a girl who has a positive outlook on life and always has a smile on her face, then you have not found her at all!

My friends say I'm funny. But then again I hang out with morons.

I like fancy beers and not so fancy food. I like spending time with my friends and meeting new people, it's so important to be in good company... but I do need and enjoy my alone time.

I also enjoy talking to myself in public, especially when riding a Bixi drunk at 4am.

A perfect day would include playing Nintendo, listening to the Foo Fighters and cuddling.

J'aime ça dire d'la marde.
What I’m doing with my life
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I live in Rosemont with a roomate. I recently lost my job, so I decided to take a new turn and go to University, full time. I take it pretty seriously so that's taking up most of my time.

Lately I'm also focusing on getting healthier. I try to cook more, move more... I don't think I'll ever completely lose my beer belly though. You know, because of all that beer I drink. :P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being lazy
Daydreaming
Karaoké
Rock band
Mario games
Buying too much stuff
Forgetting stuff
Multitasking
Parallel parking
Imitating Garth from Wayne's world
The first things people usually notice about me
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Half sleeves, piercings, hair, AWESOME BEAUTY...alright maybe not. Shoes? I know I always look at shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read much anymore. I can't seem to concentrate. Sad I know. But music is how I escape.

90's Alternative rock all the way, man! But I do like more recent stuff too. Some of my favorites: Nirvana, Green Day, Weezer, NIN, No Doubt, Smashing Pumpkins, Our Lady Peace, System of a down, Metallica, Thrice, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Metric, Muse, AFI, No use for a name, Rise Against, and of course anything Dave Grohl does but especially the Foo Fighters. I don't like any obscure metal band, like people often seem to think I would. :P

Tv shows: Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Parks & Recreations, How I met your mother, The Big Bang Theory, New Girl, Community, The Office, Seinfeld, Friends, The Simpsons, Family Guy... I love comedies a lot...

As for food, I like most of it. But I don't eat meat except for fish/seafood. But I don't care what other people eat and I expect the same from them. Anyway. I especially love sushi. And poutine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
My friends
My cats
Diet pepsi
Beer/alcohol
My iphone/the internet
TV
Tea
YEAH that's more than six things, what are you going to do about it?!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My life, my choices, the future, the past, the present... What my next ink could be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to have fun. Most of the time, drinking with the people I love. And then getting laid! Ha... no, not typically. I never get laid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a Hello Kitty snuggie.
You should message me if
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If you wanna chat, get to know each other a little before meeting... I probably won't message you first, I'm shy.

And please don't take it the wrong way if I don't answer! I just don't wanna waste my time or yours... fair enough, right?