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laurahatesyou

30 F Providence, RI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:15pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I've toured most of the country.
I work with kids it's probably my favorite thing to do in life. I love being a big kid and seeing things how they do and sharing their excitement.
I don't want to talk to you about my tattoos or your shitty tattoos.
I'm on a crazy year long weight loss journey.
I am a gym rat.
I have cats.
I want someone to love me like Andy loves April.
I’m really good at
Being awesome, knitting, painting pet portraits, cooking, cuddling, baking, pinball, making people laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Fight club, good will hunting, the squid and the whale, nick and Norah's infinite playlist, (500) days of summer, mean girls, choke, buffalo 66, across the universe, whip it, Jurassic park, moonrise kingdom, any horror movie(even the bad ones I find humor in them)

Books: invisible monsters, unsweetened, how to make love like a porn star, Marylin Manson biography, lovely bones, perks of being a wallflower, doctors from hell.

Music: American nightmare, the story so far, a loss for words, the format, gaslight anthem, lucero, new found glory, Lana Del Rey.

Tv shows: bob's burgers, arrested development, American dad, futurama, it's always sunny in Philadelphia, king of the hill, parks and recreation, orange is the new black, nip/tuck, 30rock, freaks and geeks.

Food: sushi, pho, anything Italian, pizza, Mexican, salads
The six things I could never do without
iPhone
My cats
My family
My friends
The gym
Pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puppies, dinosaurs, unicorns, kittens
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing hoodrat thangs with my friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an Internet dick tattooed on the inside of my lip.

I'm perfectly happy being single.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't suck

You don't have to ask me what an Internet dick is.

You want to play laser tag or go mini golfing.

You know that before fun. Was fun. They were a way better band.

You want to be the Andy to my April and you actually get the reference.

You DON'T refer to my tattoos as tats or ink.

You know the difference between your and you're, it and it's, and their, there, and they're and you use them all properly.