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lauralee1987

28 Milwaukee, WI Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You can't confine me to a summary. I'm too artistic for a box!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Clearly something wrong since I'm on this site. No offense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Summarizing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am human. And female. And fabulous!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All nerdy things, besides food.

And just as a side note, let it be known that I invented macaroni and cheese pizza when I was four. Yes, there is video evidence.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Oxygen
2. A body
3. Blood
4. Endocrine system
5. Water
6. Ducks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cheese.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
still alive. On Saturday nights, I am staying alive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think I'm in love with the person who put the quirky sayings on this website.
You should message me if
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You were also upset that you could not write sarcastic answers in the My Details box.
I'm a rebel. These are my real answers:
Body Type: Human
Diet: Are you calling me fat?
Smokes: When on fire
Drinks: Tiger blood
Drugs: Acetaminophen
Religion: Oh no, I've said too much. I haven't said enough.
Sign: Stop
Job: Starving artist
Income: Let's just say I'm not starving by choice.
Offspring: Oh yeah, I remember that one hit of theirs.
Pets: people's hair, but I ask first.
Speaks: When spoken to. And yes, at times, even when not spoken to.