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lauraltn

22 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Vietnamese (Okay)

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My self-summary
i'm big on dialogue - words are my favourite thing ever. i look and act pretty normal but really i'm just weird. everything about online dating is hilariously bad but I still dig it. i've also felt like i was 45 since i was like 10 so there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying at ryerson and volunteering at CAMH, I work short contracts for the NDP davenport once in a while and am a member of my riding executive. i also work at a vegan/gluten free restaurant. writing is a fairly consistent hobby.
I’m really good at
dancing to bad music, chugging a tall boy and then crushing it in the air with fury
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm a very slow eater and drinker, or my tattoo
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
vonnegut, bukowski, hemingway, lynn crosbie, raymond carver, palahnuik, sedaris

stand by me, wes anderson, closer, shame, the butterfly and the diving bell, anything clint eastwood, this gem from troll 2... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

portlandia, adventure time, boondocks, freaks and geeks, twin peaks, regular show, louie, angry boys

the pixies, broken social scene, bahamas, father john misty, lauryn hill, eazy e, d'angelo, dion and the belmonts, a tribe called quest, sam cooke, otis redding, charles bradley, the black lips, bright eyes and this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rNgdhLu_rg

i'm down for everything (minus cilantro and olives). if i could spoon food like i spoon boyfriends, i would have no interest being here. also, if you can't eat the tasty meals my painfully adorable vietnamese immigrant mother cooks up, we simply cannot be...
The six things I could never do without
i could do without most things, but

alone time
beer
pheromones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the idea that if a man could shit in my pillow case and i could still love him then i would know he is a keeper
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i've got a bit of a potty mouth but i'm workin' on it
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're into banter. i'm pretty harmless as far as human beings go and am laid back almost to the point of comatose so why the fuck not