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lauraltn

23 Toronto, Ontario, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:01am
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Vietnamese (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i'm big on dialogue - words are my favourite thing ever. everything about online dating is hilariously bad but I still dig it. i've also felt like i was 45 since i was like 10 so there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
figuring it out mostly. taking a break after a couple of chaotic years working in politics. writing is a fairly consistent hobby.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing to bad music, chugging a tall boy and then crushing it in the air with fury
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm a very slow eater and drinker, or my tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
vonnegut, hemingway, lynn crosbie, sedaris, carver, frank o'hara, bukowski, portlandia, simpsons, louie, twin peaks, boondocks, angry boys, closer, over the garden wall, the diving bell and the butterfly, her, big lebowski, shame, american beauty, wes anderson, broken social scene, bahamas, father john misty, lauryn hill, eazy e, d'angelo, dion and the belmonts, a tribe called quest, the four tops, timber timbre, otis redding, bruce springsteen, the black lips, bright eyes, mac demarco, beach boys

eating is the best part of every day.

this gem from troll 2...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i could do without most things, but

alone time
beer (guinness)
pheromones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the idea that if a man could shit in my pillow case and i could still love him then i would know he is a keeper
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
work, beer/book/netflix, bed
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're into banter. i'm pretty harmless as far as human beings go and am laid back almost to the point of comatose so why the fuck not

you see through my flaccid attempt of appearing cool and charmingly indifferent and know that i'm actually just an emotional nomad finally looking for a place to stay