I’m a guy so I can fix things, I like action movies and I sometimes have bed-head all day long.
I am not a struggling actor trying to come up with a mid-life back-up plan.
I do not wear Ed Hardy, Affliction or flat-billed caps.
I let people change lanes and I return my shopping carts.
I open doors, pull chairs and walk on the street side of the sidewalk with you.
I get over things and I can change my mind.
I don't drive a custom painted matte black european sports car with after-market 22inch wheels and a ridiculously loud exhaust.
I don’t think money buys happiness, but I do think it helps.
I’m affectionate. I like kissing and eye contact.
I don’t kill bugs, I take them outside. Unless it’s a spider near my bed at 3am.
I'm thoughtful and empathetic.
I keep up on current events and I follow politics. I lean left.
I'm spiritual but I think letting someone preach to you is like letting someone spoon feed you.
I follow film the way most men follow sports.
I don’t follow sports.
I love anything related to art and design.
I’m an entrepreneur.
I liked The Notebook. I liked Reservoir Dogs more.
I'm a dad. She's a teen. Remember that?
I live pretty “green”...I try to shop small businesses and I avoid factory farms.
The Hangover, Pineapple Express, Stepbrothers, Mitch Hedberg...my kind of humor. Gabriel Iglesias is not even a little bit funny.
...are smart, feminine, sexy, affectionate, nice and are NOT a typical LA girl, which means...
You're not hung-up on your Producer ex-boyfriend who treated you like s**t but spent lots of money on you.
You're not the only girl in every picture with your girlfriends giving a sultry gaze while they all smile.
You give your leftovers to the homeless man outside the restaurant.
If a guy who looked like Steve Buscemi, but wasn't Steve Buscemi, talked to you at a bar you would still be nice and friendly.