Starbursts are good. Red starbursts are the best.
I think I'm pretty funny.
I have a sister, so I'm not coming at you with weird only child idiosyncrasies.
I grew up on MTV and Nickelodeon. My earliest memory of when my folks got cable was watching Short Circuit 2 and crying when Johnny 5 got beat down and almost died.
My dad took me to see Terminator 2 in theaters when I was, like, 9. I'm still reasonably convinced that machines will become self aware and kill us, at some point.
I like to have discussions with people who can see other people's points of view. They don't have to agree, but at least have the ability to not see their opinion as right, while all different views are wrong.
My brain is a ridiculous encyclopedia for pretty much all music, movie, and tv show information from about 1984 on. I think it might be my superpower.
I still listen to records, but I don't view it as some sort of hipster badge of honor. I just love that I can find really good music for under $10 a record.