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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 7
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I grew up on MTV and Nickelodeon. My earliest memory of when my folks got cable was watching Short Circuit 2 and crying when Johnny 5 got beat down and almost died.

My dad took me to see Terminator 2 in theaters when I was, like, 9. I'm still reasonably convinced that machines will become self aware and kill us, at some point.

I like to have discussions with people who can see other people's points of view. They don't have to agree, but at least have the ability to not see their opinion as right, while all different views are wrong.

My brain is a ridiculous encyclopedia for pretty much all music, movie, and tv show information from about 1984 on. I think it might be my superpower.

I still listen to records, but I don't view it as some sort of hipster badge of honor. I just love that I can find really good music for under $10 a record.

What does all this mean? I don't know. Someone please tell me. What does all this mean?
What I’m doing with my life
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Dog walking. Freelance writing. Playing rock and roll music and getting paid for it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bare knuckle boxing like Clint Eastwood in the 70's.

Being bald.

I'm a legit wizard in the home cooked meals department. I will cook you the best homemade waffles you've ever had in your life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently, I always look angry or upset. I'm usually not, though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like sci fi, horror, action, comedies, and dramas. Because I'm a unique snowflake.

Most recently, I saw the Lego Movie. I hated it. I think I'm the only person alive that hated it. And it's not like I hate it because it's basically a long advertisement for Legos because I LOVED the movie The Wizard with Fred Savage from back in the day.

It took me a season and half of toughing it out, but I'm really into Game of Thrones, and I've been listening to a whole lot of newer American folk/bluegrass type stuff (William Elliott Whitmore is amazing).

I just finished the second book in the Southern Reach trilogy. If you like dystopian sci-fi weirdness, you should check it out.

Thai food rules my life. Also, hamburgers. And Cookies n Cream Ice Cream.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Guitar
2. Dog
3. Slow Cooker
4. Car
5. Netflix
6. My record player
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What era I'd want to go back to if I had a time machine. I think the 1920's would be pretty kick ass.

Why do people put that they "love to laugh" on these things? Are there people out there that hate to laugh, and go out of their way to avoid situations where they could conceivably start laughing?

Why the hell won't Twix bring back the cookies n' cream Twix from the early 90's? It's objectively the greatest candy bar ever created.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Convincing unsuspecting suckers on Facebook that I'm Lil' Bow Wow, and want to be their boyfriend.

Other Friday nights I'm doing what reasonably well adjusted people tend to do. Out with friends at a bar/restaurant. Hanging out at home with my dog watching some Netflix. Rocking out at my rehearsal space. Playing shows at various venues around Chicago.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know how to use chopsticks. I don't want to learn, either.
You should message me if
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You aspire to be something other than a Liz Lemon clone. You think Pee Wee's Big Adventure is about as good as it gets in the land of cinema.

Also, if you hate to laugh, have fun, and try new things. Those are the WORST!

You don't use the phrase, "I'm just being honest," as an excuse to be an obnoxious shit.

You do things other than go out to bars.