Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up on MTV and Nickelodeon. My earliest memory of when my
folks got cable was watching Short Circuit 2 and crying when Johnny
5 got beat down and almost died.
My dad took me to see Terminator 2 in theaters when I was, like, 9.
I'm still reasonably convinced that machines will become self aware
and kill us, at some point.
I like to have discussions with people who can see other people's
points of view. They don't have to agree, but at least have the
ability to not see their opinion as right, while all different
views are wrong.
My brain is a ridiculous encyclopedia for pretty much all music,
movie, and tv show information from about 1984 on. I think it might
be my superpower.
I still listen to records, but I don't view it as some sort of
hipster badge of honor. I just love that I can find really good
music for under $10 a record.
What does all this mean? I don't know. Someone please tell me. What
does all this mean?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dog walking. Freelance writing. Playing rock and roll music and
getting paid for it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bare knuckle boxing like Clint Eastwood in the 70's.
I'm a legit wizard in the home cooked meals department. I will cook
you the best homemade waffles you've ever had in your life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently, I always look angry or upset. I'm usually not, though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like sci fi, horror, action, comedies, and dramas. Because I'm a
Most recently, I saw the Lego Movie. I hated it. I think I'm the
only person alive that hated it. And it's not like I hate it
because it's basically a long advertisement for Legos because I
LOVED the movie The Wizard with Fred Savage from back in the
It took me a season and half of toughing it out, but I'm really
into Game of Thrones, and I've been listening to a whole lot of
newer American folk/bluegrass type stuff (William Elliott Whitmore
I just finished the second book in the Southern Reach trilogy. If
you like dystopian sci-fi weirdness, you should check it out.
Thai food rules my life. Also, hamburgers. And Cookies n Cream Ice
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3. Slow Cooker
6. My record player
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What era I'd want to go back to if I had a time machine. I think
the 1920's would be pretty kick ass.
Why do people put that they "love to laugh" on these things? Are
there people out there that hate to laugh, and go out of their way
to avoid situations where they could conceivably start
Why the hell won't Twix bring back the cookies n' cream Twix from
the early 90's? It's objectively the greatest candy bar ever
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Convincing unsuspecting suckers on Facebook that I'm Lil' Bow Wow,
and want to be their boyfriend.
Other Friday nights I'm doing what reasonably well adjusted people
tend to do. Out with friends at a bar/restaurant. Hanging out at
home with my dog watching some Netflix. Rocking out at my rehearsal
space. Playing shows at various venues around Chicago.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know how to use chopsticks. I don't want to learn, either.
You should message me if
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You aspire to be something other than a Liz Lemon clone. You think
Pee Wee's Big Adventure is about as good as it gets in the land of
Also, if you hate to laugh, have fun, and try new things. Those are
You don't use the phrase, "I'm just being honest," as an excuse to
be an obnoxious shit.
You do things other than go out to bars.
Who are you looking for?
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