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lavenderliar

24 F Orangevale, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Julie and I'm an aspiring writer from some small town you've never heard of.

If I had to sum myself up in one word, it would be idiosyncratic.

I actually do give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

Things I like: sports (seriously, it creeps some guys out how much sports trivia I know), Hunter S. Thompson, the Oakland A's, Quentin Tarantino, horrible puns, good beer, Bill Murray (my one true love), red lipstick, tattoos, and yelling at the TV. In my spare time, I like collecting typewriters, cheating at board games, and watching kung fu movies. I have a fascination with zombies that would probably make most people feel a little uneasy. I live for long road trips and I love a good dose of unhealthy competition every once in a while. Oh, and I'm probably the palest Mexican you'll ever meet.

I'm pretty much like the twenty-something female version of Louis CK. If that doesn't completely weird you out, keep reading.

When it comes to the opposite sex, I like my men like I like my cocktails: tall, stiff, and with a twist. Kidding... sort of. I'm a pretty high-paced person who's always on the go. I do everything fast - I think fast, I talk fast, I drive fast. Basically, if you think you can keep up and you're looking to possibly hang out with someone who knows how to have fun (and perpetually keep you on your toes), I'm your girl.
What I’m doing with my life
pretending that I know what I'm doing.
I’m really good at
Writing, communicating, eating, button mashing on video games, laughing, cooking/baking, making an ass out of myself, loving, bringing out the best in others, knowing a ridiculous amount of totally useless facts, and karaoke. I also kick ass at drinking and taking naps.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos or how freakishly tall I am. Once they get past that, I guess they notice that I have a good sense of humor and I talk way too much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors: Hunter S. Thompson (seriously, the man is my hero), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Rum Diary, Dharma Punx, Oscar Zeta Acosta, The Autobiography of a Brown Buffalo, Fight Club, On The Road, Howl, Less Than Zero, Catcher in the Rye, Catch-22, A Farewell To Arms, Ham on Rye, Allen Ginsberg, Ernest Hemingway, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, J.D. Salinger, Howard Zinn, Jack Kerouac, Neal Cassady, The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green, Hell's Angels, Tuesdays With Morrie, Animal Farm, Invisible Monster, Julius Caesar, Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury, Bartlett's, His Dark Materials trilogy

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Wackness, Help!, Garden State, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, A Clockwork Orange, American History X, High Fidelity, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Everything is Illuminated, The Motorcycle Diaries, SLC Punk, Reservoir Dogs, The Town, The Departed, Coffee and Cigarettes, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sideways, Step Brothers, Anchorman, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Taxi Driver, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Lost in Translation, Trainspotting, Super Troopers, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Big Lebowski, True Grit, No Country For Old Men, Ghost World, Raising Arizona, A Single Man, Howl

Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Twilight Zone, Walking Dead, Louie, Family Guy (Mayor Adam West is the greatest character known to man), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Reno! 911, Eastbound and Down, Dexter, Arrested Development, Jersey Shore (my biggest guilty pleasure), Breaking Bad, Misfits, Freaks and Geeks, Mad Men, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cowboy Bebop, South Park, Home Movies, Mission Hill, Daria, Maury, SportsCenter, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Sons of Anarchy, American Horror Story

Music: Alkaline Trio, Atmosphere, Black Keys, Sister Crayon, Velvet Underground, Pixies, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Cold War Kids, Elliott Smith, The Strokes, Aesop Rock, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, The Distillers, Transplants, Johnny Cash, Misfits, Aggrolites, Skatalites, The Slackers, Westbound Train, Notorious B.I.G., Wu-Tang Clan, Kendrick Lamar, Childish Gambino, Schoolboy Q, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pinback, The Doors, The XX, Radiohead, Bob Dylan, Broken Bells, Against Me!, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Modest Mouse, Spoon, David Bowie, Iggy Pop and The Stooges, the list goes on.... If you're feeling extra voyeuristic and want to know what else I've been listening to, you can creep my last.fm page here: http://www.last.fm/user/cmonpilgrim

Food: Jalapeno and pineapple pizza, anything with sriracha sauce, Indian food (no joke, I could easily eat curry for the rest of my life and be happy as a clam), Thai, sushi, burritos, pickles, anything with avocado, crepes, fruity shit, does alcohol count as food? It does now.
The six things I could never do without
Music
Reddit
Burritos
Red lipstick
Good beer
More cowbell
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, quotes of greater thinkers than myself, politics, books, song lyrics, great social injustices within the world, why people are so fucking stupid, how awesome I am, why is patience a virtue? why can't hurry the fuck up be a virtue?
On a typical Friday night I am
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never seen any of the Star Wars movies. Seriously. Oh, and I've never been to Disneyland. I guess you could say I was a pretty sheltered kid.

It's not because I didn't want to, it's just that nobody's ever wanted to watch them with me :(
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you don't suck.