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lavieimprévis

25 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Brooklyn for life, bros. I hate making schedules while on vacation. I try to be open to all that life is throwing at me, which tends to be a lot. I make a substantial effort to fill my life with positive things and challenge myself to be a better person. The more you give; the more you get back. I also like to think I'm pretty witty, independent, feminist, and caring. If I'm not getting what I want out of life I work hard to change it. I took a quiz once that told me I am a "Boss Bitch."

I like my men smart, confident, and independent.

Role models include the two most important Tina's: Belcher and Fey.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in the fashion industry as a merchandiser for an Italian company. It's what I'm doing for now. Besides that I spend a lot of time in spin/yoga/running/any other athletic passion of the moment, getting outside, drawing Ouija boards, reading, working on my beginner guitar skills, catting, taking classes on subjects that interest me, and spending time with great people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Arranging things ROYGBIV
Sleeping through storms
Navigating
Keeping a straight face
Charming animals
Making babies smile
Giving honest opinions as diplomatically as possible
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Big eyes.
Sass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
-The Awakening
-1984
-Slaughterhouse 5

Shows:
-Weeds
-Breaking Bad
-Workaholics
-The League
-The Walking Dead
-Louie
-Mad Men

Movies:
-Almost Famous
-Interview with a Vampire
-La Vie En Rose
-Russian Dolls
-Edward Scissorhands
-Blue Valentine
-old horror ex. Martin

Music: The Doors, Nirvana, Belle and Sebastian, Lana Del Rey, St. Vincent, Girls, Kurt Vile, Beach House, Daughter, Jack White, Camera Obscura, The Rolling Stones, CHVRCHES, Le Youth, Novelette, Kendrick Lamar, Iron & Wine, The White Stripes, Arctic Monkeys, Edith Piaf, Cults, A$AP Rocky, The Pixies, Regina Spektor, Queens of the Stone Age, The Cure, The Postmarks, Coeur de Pirate, Die Antwoord, Amy Winehouse, The Strokes, The xx, Nick Drake, Yelle, Jay-Z, Outkast, Marina & The Diamonds, The Maccabees, Elliot Smith

Food:
-French, Mexican, and Indian
-ANYTHING with coconut
-Vanilla soft serve, in a cone, with rainbow sprinkles **must be rainbow
-Most food is a transportation device by which to get cheese to my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My Spotify playlist
-Petting dogs on the streets
-The outdoors
-Friends/family
-My cat Daphne
-Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Social/cultural issues
-Feminism
-Getting out of the country
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Saying I hate dancing and then proceeding to dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to my cats when I'm home alone. Casually. No life advice or anything. ZERO FUCKS YALL
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't jokingly think of yourself as an asshole (you probably are).

If you wouldn't say it to my face (it's rude, tacky, presumptuous) then please don't send it in a message.