If you really want to get my attention, you should talk to me about the effects of masculinity-consciousness on gay men. And you should not start the conversation by telling me how "masc" or "straight-acting" you are. You don't look very straight when you are choking on dick.

KU Law student with no baggage, college loans, or crazy ex-boyfriend drama.

I'm a college graduate, a former college runner, am mildly addicted to youtube, smile a lot, laugh at inappropriate times, stand up for what's right, and am changing the world one day at a time.

I love a bourgeois vegan/protest/intellectual gay, but who doesn't?

I emphatically do NOT date Republicans. There are people who literally suffered and died for your ability to be an "out" gay person in this country, and voting for representatives who intend to restrict your (and every other LGBT person's) ability to exist as your straight counterparts do is counter-productive to the years of struggle that have gotten us to the place we are now. If you vote Republican, don't waste your time talking to me unless you want to experience a biting diatribe littered with expletives about how you don't really love yourself. There is no excuse or rationality for an LGBT person to vote Republican. And don't give me this small government/fiscal conservative bullshit, either. It doesn't make you any less complicit.

^^^^ The above is generally why I can't get dates. I am cool with it.

I am profane. Words that make wide the eyes of people with delicate sensibilities are my weapon of choice. Vulgarity is a linguistic tool; it is dangerous and essential.

Here's to us :-)

Going to law school right now. That means I am either really ambitious or really boring...I'll let you decide.

Finding hilarious YouTube videos.
Running really long races.
Making douchebags aware of their douchebaggery.
The Sims and Pokemon.

Probably my teeth. They're paid for (thanks mom and dad!). Then probably that I use unnecessarily big words in casual conversation. I can't help it. I was an English major.

Rachel Maddow and Melissa Harris-Perry are the two women I could see myself marrying.

Ask me about Protest Literature, Slam Poetry, neo-feminism, affirmative action, or LGBT social politics. Smart guys are hot, too...

My relationships.
Hope for the future.
Words spoken by smart people.
Fresh air.
Democracy.
Trivial shit that makes me sound shallow.

The future, equality, justice, freedom, religion.

Drinking with my roommates, doing homework, watching "What Would You Do," hitting the town.

I drank a bottle of wine one night and wrote an 11-page paper about a boy I was hopelessly devoted to. I subsequently turned that paper in to my English professors as part of my senior thesis and they graduated me with highest honors because of it. We are now in the process of getting it published in The Advocate.

The moral of this story: fuck with me and I'll get really drunk and write essays about you that get published in nationally read magazines. It's kind of like how Taylor Swift writes albums (except that I am a much better writer than Taylor Swift).

I am also awkwardly obsessed with One Direction. I give you full permission to judge me. I would judge me.

You are smart and ambitious. If you want to change the world. If you can handle someone who is sometimes brutally honest and probably thinks too highly of himself.

...or if you are bored and think I'm cute or interesting.