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lawrencetokill

28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jun 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Ex-Floridian latchkey kid with a hint of Kentucky.

I'm often joking; not now though, swear. Usually somewhat clever. Usually up for anything. Never self-serious, and rarely well-rested.

I like window shopping. I say 'ain't' in arguments. I look way better than the next guy in button-up shirts. I am probably not living in the right century. I did not write this paragraph.
What I’m doing with my life
Alleged screenwriter/freelancer, maybe.
I’m really good at
Baking ziti, getting mugged. Stretching my legs. Storytelling. Art, esoterica, making you laugh. Sadly I don't play an instrument.*

* The dream is to front and sing badly for a Waitsian or bluegrassish big band or trio that exclusively covers Disney songs and showtunes. Chim-Chim-Cheree, I Want to Be Like You, Poor Unfortunate Souls, this. We'll be called The Hunderd Ones or The Last Walts, and we'll need a girl singer.
The first things people usually notice about me
1) A twinkle of grinny sardonicism
2) Skinny

There's also a scar fading along my eyebrow that no one seems to notice, fyi.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm told I'm Billy Pilgrim.

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell is my favorite book. Let's make a minimalist stagecrafty play out of it.
Update: BBC 2014. Eddie Marsan. I am happy.

Gung Ho, Houseguest, many good ones. I've studied and worked in film for a while, so ask me when we're drinking.

Old: KitH, Deadwood, The Storyteller. New: Doctor Who, GoT, Gordon Ramsay.

We all like the same bands right?

Fast food, diners, pubs. I ask servers what to order. Check @lawrencetokill for a few insta reviews.
The six things I could never do without
Peace/quiet (none here)
Crowds (none back home)
Bed (made!)
Coffee (deli)
Cuss words
Karl Pilkington
On a typical Friday night I am
NYC + late twenties = bars or netflix

And looking damn good doing it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
10 inches, unyielding.

That's from Pottermore.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Tivo, barhopping, making out, people watching, laughing about real life, arguing about fiction, and potlucks all sound fun to you.

You're straightforward, funny, and dislike one-word answers.

Note: I'm not reeeally looking for anything long-term right now, but am keeping this profile active for when I do feel ready again. Ultimately that's what I want. I'm not together enough right now, but if you aren't either and you want to actually possibly date me (and aren't a flake), feel free to message here. Otherwise, I have another profile for shorter-term, emotionally available, silly/romantic fun hanging out which you can ask about. Cheers.