I spend a considerable amount of time rescuing puppies from burning buildings and conducting research into finding the cure for cancer. Other hobbies include playing competitive-level tennis, ballroom dancing with old ladies and knitting jumpers for llamas.

NOTE: Some of the previous paragraph may be slightly false. And when I say 'some', I mean 'all'... And when I say 'slightly', I actually mean 'completely'.

Hmmm... that probably wasn't a good start.

Figuring out how to stop working.

wasting time, buying things on eBay, dreaming about the future and being romantic. I am also incredibly efficient when using the Underground.

Apparently it's my eyes and my teeth.

Books:
- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen (stop laughing, it's a damn good book);
- Animal Farm by George Orwell;
- The Moonstone by Wilkie Collins;
- The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde.

Movies:
- The Godfather (part 1);
- Pulp Fiction;
- Office Space.

Shows:
- Monty Python's Flying Circus;
- Fawlty Towers;
- Family Guy;
- The Wire;
- The Sopranos;
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks;
- QI.

Music:
- Muse;
- Green Day;
- Guns 'n' Roses;
- Queen;
- Michael Jackson;
- Metallica;
- Frank Sinatra;
- The Beach Boys;
- Johnny Cash;
- Elvis Presley.

Food:
- Food is for the weak. Although I do enjoy ice cream.

- Guitar
- People
- Oxygen
- Llamas
- Love
- Music

(not necessarily in that order)

life in general. I'm great at overanalysing things.

relaxing with friends. That or wrestling sharks. It really depends on my mood.

I don't like being tickled.

you are romantic, don't take yourself too seriously and would like to talk about something interesting.