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lawyeritis

27 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I spend a considerable amount of time rescuing puppies from burning buildings and conducting research into finding the cure for cancer. Other hobbies include playing competitive-level tennis, ballroom dancing with old ladies and knitting jumpers for llamas.

NOTE: Some of the previous paragraph may be slightly false. And when I say 'some', I mean 'all'... And when I say 'slightly', I actually mean 'completely'.

Hmmm... that probably wasn't a good start.
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring out how to stop working.
I’m really good at
wasting time, buying things on eBay, dreaming about the future and being romantic. I am also incredibly efficient when using the Underground.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently it's my eyes and my teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen (stop laughing, it's a damn good book);
- Animal Farm by George Orwell;
- The Moonstone by Wilkie Collins;
- The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde.

Movies:
- The Godfather (part 1);
- Pulp Fiction;
- Office Space.

Shows:
- Monty Python's Flying Circus;
- Fawlty Towers;
- Family Guy;
- The Wire;
- The Sopranos;
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks;
- QI.

Music:
- Muse;
- Green Day;
- Guns 'n' Roses;
- Queen;
- Michael Jackson;
- Metallica;
- Frank Sinatra;
- The Beach Boys;
- Johnny Cash;
- Elvis Presley.

Food:
- Food is for the weak. Although I do enjoy ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
- Guitar
- People
- Oxygen
- Llamas
- Love
- Music

(not necessarily in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life in general. I'm great at overanalysing things.
On a typical Friday night I am
relaxing with friends. That or wrestling sharks. It really depends on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like being tickled.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are romantic, don't take yourself too seriously and would like to talk about something interesting.